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{ July 30, 2008 }

Caption Competition

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Just do it.

said E on July 30, 2008 10:32 AM.

Bart thought it would be safer to try and jump Springfield gorge while it was flooded.

said etantao on July 30, 2008 10:48 AM.

How HotWheels came to be known as DannySmithWheels.

said Kim on July 30, 2008 10:48 AM.

He who hesitates is lost.

said E on July 30, 2008 10:54 AM.

Young Evel Kneivel's first body cast inducing stunt.

said E on July 30, 2008 10:55 AM.

"And at that last fleeting moment, I thought, 'What the heck'..."

said PT on July 30, 2008 11:17 AM.

Watch this!

said Old Geezer on July 30, 2008 11:42 AM.

One of Andrew Wyeth's lesser known works, "Street Luge" explores the tension between man's need to challenge nature and his fears of road rash and drowning.

said Kevin on July 30, 2008 11:44 AM.

Skate Jumping - this years breakout Olympic sport.

said E on July 30, 2008 12:02 PM.

Okay, Bam, Steve-O, you rolling? Knoxville, are we ready? Alright, let's do this.

Hi I'm Tommy White and this is The Skateboard Slope Suicide!

said Johnny Wright on July 30, 2008 12:06 PM.

What we boys do to get the girls attention...

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 30, 2008 12:06 PM.

actually he can make it, exempt for that white gate at the pier's beginning. perhaps he'll jump it with a 360 ollie... maybe too much Tony Hawk.

said etantao on July 30, 2008 12:13 PM.

Gleaming the Cube, Jr.

said Don't Swayze Bro on July 30, 2008 12:37 PM.

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.....

said notjohndoe2 on July 30, 2008 12:47 PM.

McCain's campaign preparing for its next big ad.

said bennie on July 30, 2008 1:13 PM.

'Dude, it's easy. I did it last week. You're not a chicken are you? Go for it!'

said E on July 30, 2008 1:40 PM.

Suddenly little Timmy started rethinking his choice of clothing for this stunt.

said Bigus Dickus on July 30, 2008 1:49 PM.

So...teacher told me there´s Africa over there... Elephants, here i come!!!

said Bitus on July 30, 2008 2:06 PM.

Damion always had a death wish.

said Baierman on July 30, 2008 2:29 PM.

Timmy knew he had to go through with it. After all, he was triple-dog-dared to do it.

said Parrothead on July 30, 2008 2:36 PM.

you saw Johnny run...

Now see Johnny skate!

said substudio on July 30, 2008 2:36 PM.

Timmy knew that his mother would be proud...he had remembered to wear clean underwear.

said Parrothead on July 30, 2008 2:39 PM.

Mom! Watch! Mom! Watch! Mom! Mom! MOM!

said cazart on July 30, 2008 3:22 PM.

If a boy is to ever become a man, he must conquer his fear. Billy's was traumatic brain injury.

said M.M.McDermott on July 30, 2008 3:43 PM.

Brian Bonsall refused to let the cancellation of "Family Ties" derail his dream of doing really stupid child actor shit.

said M.M.McDermott on July 30, 2008 3:49 PM.

He was a Sk8ter Boi. I said See you l8ter Boi.

said E on July 30, 2008 4:06 PM.

Listen, if they all jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

said E on July 30, 2008 4:17 PM.

Billy didn't know why they called it "Darwin's Drop", but he heard there was an award involved, so thought he'd try it...

said zenpunk on July 30, 2008 4:45 PM.

All right all right. Gotta give props to my bros on the half pipe. But, you know, slope slides me and what I'm about. That's what's happenin' Right on right on.

said E on July 30, 2008 5:31 PM.

".........yeah, apparently you're supposed to be able to just put your foot down to stop........"

said FISHLEGBOOTS on July 30, 2008 6:09 PM.

Inspired by the success of the Jamaican bobsled team, little Johnny Wright felt that the ski jump was his best chance at Olympic fame.

said Tim on July 30, 2008 8:07 PM.

Kids freaking crazy - that's just a square wood board with wheels. Precursor to the skate board X-games.

said Baierman on July 30, 2008 9:37 PM.

Thanks for that one Tim.

I'm not the athlete that Herschel Walker was. I can't make the bobsled team. Now Bode Miller, that cat I can whip...

said Johnny Wright on July 30, 2008 10:04 PM.

X Games Skateboard Big Air, Thursday.

Jake Would Go.

said bellgong on July 31, 2008 3:56 AM.

The initiations to becoming a writer for YBNBY suddenly took a turn for the worse........

said Bigus Dickus on July 31, 2008 8:37 AM.

Baierman

How did you get a hold of that picture, it was supposed to be destroyed so my mom never found out! We told her I fell out of the tree house and slid down the tree to explain the broken bones and road rash!

said Jonniewalker on July 31, 2008 10:05 AM.

Someone posted a mean comment on his MySpace page...

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 31, 2008 11:09 AM.

No problem, JW. Just trying to keep the love flowin' man.

On a side note, Jonniewalker has inspired an idea that may be worthy of further exploration. Perhaps consider a post where contributors can share the most 'creative' CYA story they invented for parents' enjoyment.

I still get grief over some of the doozies I laid down.

said Tim on July 31, 2008 11:43 AM.

To infinity and beyond!

said Dave on July 31, 2008 4:06 PM.

When all else fails, there's always a quick death.

said Jill Harness on July 31, 2008 6:37 PM.

I love my dead, reckless, son.

said E on July 31, 2008 10:08 PM.

Cover art from Tony Hawk's new book, "The Audacity of Slope".

said Kevin on August 1, 2008 8:38 AM.

Sudenly, Billy realized he'd left his backpack on the ferry.

said Kevin on August 1, 2008 8:47 AM.

On this day Billy realized life wasn't like a video game.

said E on August 1, 2008 10:45 AM.

Hey, Martha...where's the kid? Where? Oh, there he is. Ok, as long as he's not messin' with my tool box. Bring me a beer, will ya?

said G on August 3, 2008 12:40 AM.

'Tommy wait, I didn't mean I wish YOU hadn't been born, I meant your Father.'

said Jeni Gump on August 11, 2008 2:05 PM.

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