A couple of weeks ago we got razzed for holding Caption Competitions but never giving prizes. You think T shirts grow on trees? Pfft. Luckily, Alex at Neatorama has come to our rescue and offered to donate a free T shirt to us if we link to his store. So...
Above you see one of the T shirt designs that Neatorama sell in their new store. Personally, I think the combined might of YBNBY can come up with a much better caption for this cartoon, so have at it in the comments section below. Once we get enough entries, I'll pick the best five (as judged by me) and then let you guys vote on the winner. The prize will be any T shirt sold in the Neatorama store, and there's a bunch of cool stuff over there, so go take a look at what's on offer.
You've got till Sunday 6th to submit a caption, and we'll vote for a winner on Monday.
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The good news is she has insurance!
The good news is that it isn't the Geico lizard!
This gives new meaning to blowing a load on her face.....
Don't worry, space herpes is very treatable!
All the guys on the station wondered if she swallows or not. Now they got their answer.
The good news is she's not pregnant.
Good news, we've figured out the problem - she has a parasytic alien on her face!
On the plus side, how many people do you know with a medical condition named after them?
On the plus side, some women don't have g-spots at all.
...but the bad news is that it clearly isnt yours. Have fun with that.
Nothing a little Booty Sweat can't fix!
The good news is I got my tee time!
Maybe they need to hand out instructions with these new marital aids.
"Well, I expected that the new medication would make her mucus more viscous, but ... wow!"
I don't normally meddle in patients' personal lives, Mr. Albers, but the wife and I find it's best to shell seafood before inviting it into the boudoir.
"I guess at least now her nickname, 'squidlips', is a lot more appropriate..."
I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your wife has crabs!
Make-up remover test 2.0:
Pros: Not a speck of mascara left.
Cons: Not a speck of facial tissue either.
"EGAD! What is that horrible thing attached to your squid?!?"
I've determined she has an octopus attached to her face. That'll be $4,374.98.
Thanks for reminding me - I need to put Basket Case in my Netflix queue.
No, I don't know 'Is It Contagious?', but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it.
No it's not serious. BTW, did she fill out her donor card?
"Now she smells like fish at both ends!"
This is what happens when you let Cooties go untreated!
Her last words were, "Ya wanna suck face?"
Look, you always told me you hide her face with the sheets.
...and what the hell did you think would happen when you started poking it!?
Redbull gives you wings and facehuggers!
Who ordered the naked sushi!?
god? didn't they put you in the slamer last week?
"Ahhh, I see it's 'Fresh Catch Friday' again down at Guido's Discount Sushi."
This gives oral sex a whole new meaning
...But the bad news is, you're the father
Do you think she might laugh when I tell her by starting out with, "Ripley, believe it or not..."
Why'd you call me? I'm a gynecologist. You should have called a dentist!
I don't know whether to send you to a gynecologist or a dentist!
Never Gonna Give You Up..
She's dead!
You can't even see her move her lips when it talks!
That's nothing! Once I caught a trout and it was this big!
Who knew the money shot was such a big deal.
When did John Hurt grow breasts?
Unfortunately Squidward's Mother committed suicide soon after his birth, never seeing her son become SpongeBob's neighbor.
Are you shooting "Two Humans One Alien"!?
AND I'M A ROBOT!
Schadenfreude!!!!!
I'm telling you, Viagra made me like this. It's awesome.
Wow, lots of great response! I'd make a caption, but I have a whole BOX of Neatorama t-shirts. The catch is that I'm supposed to model them. Anybody know how I can drop ten pounds overnight?
NOMNOMNOM.
This is why I voted against gay marriage!
I've never met a woman who could deep throat!
Wunderbar...you found my pet alien !
Congratulations, she's a real catch!
Kobe, how's my ass taste?