The Hogan family -- The Hulk's brood, not the 1980's Jason Bateman vehicle -- is a great example of "be careful what you wish for." You were willing to anything to be famous. How'd that work out for ya?Brooke Hogan, the "singer" in the family was recently asked her thoughts on the upcoming Presidential election. She thought real hard, there was some grinding noises, a little smoke seeping out of the ears and she said:
You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?Terrific.
Let's get Brooke on Meet the Press as soon as possible.
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Hey Brooke, Jessica Simpson is on the phone. She wants her brain back.
I guess she got her dad's chest and brains.
She took her vitamins, said her prayers and still ended up stupid.
Three in a row!
Boo yeah!
You've come a long way baby.
Wow....she just set Title IX and the women's movement back a couple of years. I'd hate to hear her comments on womens suffrage and slavery.
This is your gametes on steroids!!!!
Bigus, if Brook was around back then Susan B. Anthony wouldn't be working for sufferage but she'd have a nice orange tan.
I can just hear Brooke say "Suffrage? That sounds horrible!"
Or, maybe she is right.
Menopause. PMS. To her that is suffrage.
It'd be interesting to see how 'New York' would work out at present, actually. Not sure I'd enjoy it, but it'd be interesting.
New York as 'President', not 'present'. Damn my typing. Boo Hoo! Champion, get me an Appletini!
'Nother round, E! On the Reverend!
Let me just say, I think a New York/Rev. Johnny Wright ticket would be formidable.
The only suitable soloution here would be a swift donkey punch.