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The Bacon Flag Pledge

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My fellow Americans, please remove your hats, place your hand over you heart and recite with me...


I pledge allegiance to the bacon [flag]
Of the United States of America

And to the succulent juices
in every strip

One nation loaded with sizzle
Indivisible,
With liberty and deliciousness and a frying pan
For all


PS - Go get your cholesterol checked.

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3 Comments

Uhm, not enough stripes... moar baconz, plz!

said Michael on July 16, 2008 11:51 PM.

yes more bacon!!! more!!! more fat!! it's on our constitution!!

said Middle Class American on July 17, 2008 1:26 PM.

Bacon or Blowjob Scaramouch?

said Jeni Gump on August 8, 2008 11:29 AM.
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