
My fellow Americans, please remove your hats, place your hand over you heart and recite with me...
I pledge allegiance to the bacon [flag]
Of the United States of AmericaAnd to the succulent juices
in every stripOne nation loaded with sizzle
Indivisible,
With liberty and deliciousness and a frying pan
For all
PS - Go get your cholesterol checked.
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Uhm, not enough stripes... moar baconz, plz!
yes more bacon!!! more!!! more fat!! it's on our constitution!!
Bacon or Blowjob Scaramouch?