From the Sports Desk...

The NBA has filed for trademark rights to six potential nicknames for the league's new, stolen Oklahoma City franchise. Now, here's what's funny. All of the names are absolute train wrecks. They're laughably bad. It seems these are the joke names, then the real ones are going to be announced later.

These are the proposed names. Seriously.

The Bison - What? No Muskox or Wildebeest? Why not The Cattle?

The Barons - The Noblemen. Cool. Good one.

The Energy - That would be the name of a junior high math team.

The Marshalls - Yep, they spelled it wrong. Marshal has one "L." Why does that not surprise me? Good one there, Enos.

The Thunder - A WNBA expansion team name if there ever was one.

And the best of the bunch...

The Wind - The most benign of all weather? Why not The Gentle Breeze? Or The Drizzle? "Ladies and gentleman, your Oklahoma City Low Pressure System!" Not only that, but there will be an unending barrage of fart puns the whole two years you are in existence.

Well done Oklahoma City. Off to a great start.

Here we see loads of beautiful Bonds models playing patty cake.

Clap. Stomp. Huh!
To download it go here.

I want to thank Arline for sending along this terrific, authentic looking Steak Cake after seeing our Steaks that look like Cake post a few weeks ago.

Looks like a great steak and one tasty cake to me Arline. The plastic wrap is a nice touch.

If you've got steak cake you want to share or get inspired to bake one we'll be happy to publish your creation to the web. Email pictures to baierman.
Yum.

Possibly the only time our duel love of Monkeys and Bacon will collide in a single post. A pig has been born in China with a monkey-like face.

The piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

This thing will haunt my nightmares all weekend.

My cousin A-Bells sent this to me. Seattle based comedian Nick Thune performs a really funny tune called Instant Messager.

I thought it was pretty clever.

It's an ad for Samsung digital cameras.