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Liquid Virgin
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Liquid Virgin is supposed to be a "Vaginal Contracting Lubricant", although "lubricant" has more to do with the usage instructions than the effects. Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes you pucker up. It's used in pickle brine. I'm not advocating its use, because who knows how safe and/or effective it is. The focus on this product in some places has been about the unfortunate emphasis on virginity, and the idea that if a woman's hoo-ha isn't as tight as a virgin, then her man is missing out on pleasure. That's BS. If you buy this stuff for your lady and try to convince her she need "tightening" because she's far removed from virginity, she may go along with it to avoid confronting the real issue -the fact that your equipment is, um, small.



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The 10 Greatest X-Files "Monsters"
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This week the second X-Files film, I Want To Believe, will arrive at your local multi-plex. I'm excited.

This may be foolish, I don't know.

The X-Files stands as not only a definitive pop culture milestone of the 90's, it contains some of the best storytelling in television history.

The show was suspenseful, scary and well crafted. There was a savvy blend of modern story devices and old school monster-movie magic.

And man, were there some beautiful monsters.

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Batman Is Printing Money
Batman Adam West.jpg I am refusing to make any "Holy _____ Batman!" quips. I'm not going to do it.

The Dark Knight has made approximately eleventy kajillion dollars this past weekend. Something like that, I'm not so great with the numbers.

Cinematic Wizard Christopher Nolan and cool-as-hell Christian Bale conjured up a winner, beating down the incredibly undeserving Spiderman 3 for the largest ever opening weekend.

Can't believe The Caped Crusader edged out Mamma Mia. Go figure.

Well done, lads. Take a well deserved victory lap around the backlot.

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Parrothead Weekend
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So, what's even more frightening than the prospect of spending an entire weekend with a gaggle of Jimmy Buffett fans?

(Answer after the jump.)

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