You know what it takes to sell tired, dull PVC stripping supplies? Not a bunch of slick salesmen armed with fancy Powerpoint presentations and a set of steak knives.

You need a bombshell named Cindy. (That's marketing rule #1 people. Dull products need hot chicks.)

Here's some insight into pvcstrip.com's brilliance. Pay attention, you just might learn something.

Eyes on the words fellas.

Concentrate. Words. Words. Words Words.

There's plenty of time drool once you help this entry vault to the top of Reedit.

Anyway....

First they hired Cindy and gave her a title that would make her feel important: "sales associate."

Then they put her in a tight tank top, hired the first wedding photographer they could find and had her pose in provocative yet SFW positions in front of their oh-so-boring product line. See the products alone are Yawn. But add Cindy's fine toned skin and suddenly warehouse supervisors everywhere are going "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

Then they made sure that Cindy's present no matter what product the customer looks at. You can see her interacting with the chosen product simply by clicking the reveal button (why enlarge when you can reveal). As a bonus they let people zoom in on her assets.

Next, just for fun, they added a Cindy link and tagged all the photos with a URL so when punks like me stumble on the site, the photos I borrow will always have a link showing. After that the sales just trickle in.

You know, looking over this site for the past 15 minutes has give me some fantastic ideas for remodeling the YBNBY offices...

These days you can throw darts at a normal, standard, regulation board or you can get a little more creative. With today's advanced technology, good placement and some humor, you can put almost anything on a dart board and make the dart board your canvas.

Review of The Dark Knight: Its good.

Watch the first five minutes of the movie. It will suck you in.

The history of Batman through the years, from 1939, told in pictures.

20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman.

The Dark Knight trailer in Lego.

Best Batman joke. Ever.

Sun Ra and The Blues Project Do Batman and Robin (MP3s).

'Dark Knight' Dogma: Everything We Need To Know We Can Learn From Batman. See, Mom? I knew reading all those comic books as a kid would benefit me in some way.

The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has.

Maybe Batman needs to tone it down a little.

Who should be the next Batman villain?

Alternate casting suggestions for Batman movies.

Dark Knight Shift: Why Batman Could Exist--But Not for Long. A scientist looks at how a non-supernatural superhero could operate in real life.

Take a look at Why So Serious? The Many Faces of Joker, with images spanning from the comic book to feature the character in 1940 to Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. Bonus: Here’s an image of the even earlier character who inspired the creation of The Joker.

Heath Ledger's last interview.

The Dark Knight trailer, mixed with the 1966 Batman TV series.

The Daily Batman. "A Batman a day keeps the doctor away."

And, of course, Unintentionally Funny Comic Panels.

Be sure to pass this list over to your favorite Batman freak.

Proof. Thanks for all your comments and suggestions on A chicken fate post.