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The Fate of the Duel

A Star Wars fanfilm by David Beeler and Tom Konkle. I thought for sure this was going to be a battery ad, but I was wrong.

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donatella versace, janice the muppet, the muppets

Totally Looks Like is another one of those user-generated-content sites from Ben Huh and company (the guys behind I Can Has Cheezburger?). Compare a celebrity to another person or thing or whatever. The submissions range from spot on to "totally does not look like."

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Happy Birthday to the Hoff
hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpgOn July 17, 1952 in Baltimore Maryland, The Hoff exited the womb and began his awesomeness. Let's just hope he lays off the cheeseburgers today.

There are two reasons to honor the Hoff on YBNBY. One, Echowood loves him like a fat kid loves cake. And two, it gives an excuse to show this:


Good times. Happy Birthday Hoff. You hunk-a-hairy-chested beefcake, you.

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Muppet Marketing Co.

Here's Beaker's "Ode to Joy" in harmony with lots of Beakers. Word is it's part of web marketing campaign from the folks that brought you Mickey and Donald. Disney. For what, I'm not sure. Enjoy.


I posted Gonzo's video and the Swedish Chef after the jump.

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Watchmen Movie Trailer - Screen Shots

The moment I've kind of been waiting for is here again. The first Watchmen movie trailer is back up. Or just see it tomorrow before The Dark Knight. Seems like a teaser featuring loads of CGI and not much on the story line but it'll due for now.


I got an advanced copy of the trailer so there's are 20+ screen grabs posted on the jump. This looks good...so far.

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Filipino Prison Keeps It Funky
Man does prison look like fun in the Philippines!

You don't have The Sisters trying to rape you in the Shawshank laundry. It's like West Side Story there! Any disagreements or problems are solved with the power ... of the dance!

Yet another video of the inmates at Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center has surfaced on the world wide web.

Here is the latest. A stirring rendition of a song called Low.



While these videos are reason #3,113 that the internet is amazing, I have some questions about these incarcerated dancers.

More videos and my questions/commentary/ramblings after the jump.

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Fun with Missiles
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You probably saw this propaganda photo from Iran last week, showing a quartet of dangerous-looking missiles simultaneously launching in a test exercise. It became immediately obvious to anyone with half a brain that the shot was Photoshopped, with an additional missile added for extra punch. Now Photoshop artists from around the Internet respond with some artwork of their own.

See the rest at DVICE.

(via Cynical-C)

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Mosquito Bites Solved
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Cambridge, MA (July 16, 2008) - That cure for nagging mosquito (Culiseta longiareolata) bites has been right at your finger tips all along. Researchers at the American Allergy Institute released their findings in the Massachusetts Health Journal today, which brought to light that which most school children already know, the "cross technique" of x-ing out a mosquito bite with your fingernail is, by and large, the most effective treatment for a mosquito bite.
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Get Your Betty Ready. For Beauty.
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Okay ladies, how many times has this happened to you...you've come back from the salon and just love your new hair style. The cut and color is just so YOU! Everyone you meet agrees. Compliments rain down on your like beads on Bourbon Street.

Then later that night as you dance you solo on the runway, you realize that nobody is pouring any sugar on you. Then it hits you. Your hair up there is different then your who-ha hair down there.

The horror! The shame!

Everyone knows color coordination is everything. Especially when it comes to your pubes. This goes for gentlemen too. What's the sense of hiding the gray on top when you've got a field of silver around your John Dong Thomas. Come on guys.

Into this void, which I'm sure has caused so many people sleepless nights, steps BettyBeauty. Pubic hair color. For the hair, down there. Catchy tagline. The ads alone stopped more than just me on the downtown 6 train yesterday. Everyone had the same look "Is that really what I think it is?" Yes, it is.

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Anyway, Betty Beauty will get your betty ready for that big night out, one night stand or gorilla mask video featurette.

Now, since you've kept reading, Betty claims to be safe, won't burn, last long and is not tested on animals. But when have things like that ever got in the way of vanity and showing off your crotch. So slab that goop on and get your pubes to look as good as your Goldie locks.

Bettybeauty also has charm stencils or Chamcils to help you shape your pubes into dollar signs, dolphins, stars, bow ties and yes lips. Why? Cause why stop at color when you can ad shape.

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ABBA-cadabra

"Mamma Mia!" *** (out of four): The innocent exuberance of ABBA's music carries the cast and the audience away, like a night of drunken karaoke. It's all in good fun -- embarrassing, silly, joyous, unrestrained fun.

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At some point in "Mamma Mia!", one has to decide either to just "go along with it" or to run screaming for the exit. That point is most likely when Pierce Brosnan begins to sing the ABBA hit "S.O.S.".

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