I angered the tattoo community with my Stupid Tattoo column a while back. At least those with tramp stamps and tribal arm bands. They were pissed. It was funny.

Tonight we bring you a gentleman that is on a whole other level. I really don't know what to say about this loon.

Walking circus attraction Rick gave an interview to Bizarre Magazine where he discusses why he is turning his body into "a decomposing corpse - the art of a rotting cadaver. It's also a tribute to horror movies, which I love." You know what some people do when they like horror movies? They frame a poster.

A few interview highlights after the jump.

A quick catch up on a couple of competitions:

As voted by the community, Don't Swayze Bro won the Caption Competition with his masterful "That's nothing! Once I caught a trout and it was this big!". A Neatorama T shirt will be on it's way to you soon.

And congratulations to Jess & Mark who were randomly picked out to each receive two tickets to NAMU. I'll send those out in the next few weeks.

Plus all those who won The Onion DVDs should have received them by now.

To any other PR companies that want us to feature stories and products, there's a new policy in place, so please follow one of these two paths.

1) Send us free shit to give away and we'll plug anything

2) Send us a picture of your hot girlfriend, sister or Mom in a wet t shirt and we'll plug your blog, video clip, band. But make sure yopu convince us it's not just something you found on the internet.

Watch out, buddy. You're on the list.

The World Series? Nah. The Super Bowl? Crap. NBA Finals? Why bother.
This is the one sports and moustache fans around the world have been itching to see.

The World Beard and Moustache Championships is back!

The World Beard and Moustache Championships will return to North America for the second time in its history when the City of Anchorage, Alaska rolls out the red carpet for the world's bearded elite on May 23, 2009. The host for this event is the South Central Alaska Beard and Moustache Club which is committed to making the WBMC 2009 the biggest and best ever.

They better because Team USA Beard will be defending the 5 first place trophies it won in the 2007 World Championships. Our team is strong, hairy and real winners, as you'll soon see...

Here we have a video with absolutely no boobs, faceplants, or bacon (well, maybe a little bacon, I'm not sure) and you'll still enjoy it. New from the geniuses at PES.

Eppendorf International is all up in the da motherfuckin' house!

Mikhail Gorbachev is a zombie-fighting gladiator in this music video by Russian metal band ANJ. The video is by Tom Stern. More here.

(via Metafilter)

Longtime YesButNoButYes readers will recall posts here from Aquaman, who is now mental_floss editor Jason English. He is about to become a father at any moment, so Stacy posted 10 Reasons Jason English Will Make a Great Dad. They aren't normal reasons, mind you.

1. Will read Baby English the current values of his baseball cards instead of bedtime stories.

2. Instead of repeatedly watching the Wiggles and the Doodlebops, Jason will make his kid watch Sports Night DVDs over and over.

3. Will be a great SAT prep source due to his unique ability to explain everything in analogies. Unfortunately, his kid will have to travel back in time to 1997 to find that section on an SAT exam.

4. Has a killer Big Bird costume to hand down to his first-born.

Read the rest with their explanatory links at mental_floss.