Shameless. They were only trying to illuminate the following scripture - "thy rod and thy staff they comfort me"

Talk about getting turned on to Jesus....This is really wrong.

but isn't that one of the founding principles of catholicism? where men repress their sexuality until children become the flock of fucking? and then they get transfered to another church.

Baierman, it's phallic, not falic.

No prob, Baierman. I must've been an English teacher in a former life or something. Oh, and the other day someone wrote "It stuck in my crawl...." when I'm pretty sure they meant "stuck in my craw" - like a Crow's beak. I know, I know, I should just let it go.

That was me Katherine. It was a typo. Damn auto-correct. I caught it the next day and fixed it.

My apologies.

She really has y'all eating crow....

switch (swch)
n.
1. A slender flexible rod, stick, or twig, especially one used for whipping.
Sound fun? Go get one from the back yard, slave.

2. The bushy tip of the tail of certain animals: a cow's switch.
Cows are our favorite animals, they are tasty!

3. A thick strand of real or synthetic hair used as part of a coiffure.
Next item to look up, coiffure....

4. A flailing or lashing, as with a slender rod.
Hold still, it will only sting for a week or so....

5. A device used to break or open an electric circuit or to divert current from one conductor to another.
Is it turning you on, slave?

6. A device consisting of two sections of railroad track and accompanying apparatus used to transfer rolling stock from one track to another.
Like cows?

7.
a. The act or process of operating a switching device.
Light goes on, light goes off...

b. The result achieved by such an act.
And what an act it was!

8. An exchange or a swap, especially one done secretly.
I switched tongues with her in the closet.

9. A transference or shift, as of opinion or attention.
Now you can be the top for a while....

v. switched, switch·ing, switch·es
v.tr.
1. Chiefly Southern U.S. To whip with or as if with a switch, especially in punishing a child.
Pwned!

2. To jerk or swish abruptly or sharply: a cat switching its tail.
Here kitty kitty.....

3. To shift, transfer, or divert: switched the conversation to a lighter subject.
Is this making you uncomfortable?

4. To exchange: asked her brother to switch seats with her.
Yeah, grandma smells like cheese.....

5. To connect, disconnect, or divert (an electric current) by operating a switch.
Jane likes fresh batteries.....

6. To cause (an electric current or appliance) to begin or cease operation: switched the lights on and off.
If it starts to smoke the spirits has left.....

7. Informal To produce as if by operating a control. Often used with on: switched on the charm.
charming....

8. To move (rolling stock) from one track to another; shunt.
They shunted the cows to the steakhouse...

v.intr.
1. To make or undergo a shift or an exchange: The office has switched to shorter summer hours.
Since they are elected officials and already have our money....

2. To swish sharply from side to side.
John McCain.

Phrasal Verb:
switch off Informal
As opposed to formal switching off?

To stop paying attention; lose interest.
If you have gotten this far, give yourself a cookie....

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[Probably of Low German or Flemish origin.]
Are you saying German's do some lows things?

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switcha·ble adj.
Like a love triangle?

switcher n.
George Jetson? No, he was a button pusher.....

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2003. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
Made somewhat better by Trailwaze, renegade blogger, 2008.

(cribbed from http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Switched)

Mmmmmm... I love my cookie.