Asian TeleTubbies? I've never seen three women make such horrible screeching sounds. It was like a room full of naughty children with handheld chalkboards having a drive the teacher crazy competition.

It's... it's... how can it be 13 minutes longs? HOW CAN THIS BE 13 MINUTES LONG, I JUST SPENT 3 MINUTES LISTENING TO THE GUY DISSING THE CHICK IN YELLOW BE FAT, AND SHE'S ALL "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MISSING, BABY"

NOW HE'S DISSING THE SKINNY CHICK FOR BEING SKINNY, BUT THAT'S OK, BECAUSE BOTH CHICKS DISSED HIM FOR BEING SHORT!

I think... WHAT IS THIS?

LOL, now his penis is described as no better then a tiny screw, but he'll train on his sex-fu, and... I think he's gonna blow down her wall, WTF IS THIS?

You understand this???? Please provide a full translation!

As I watched both videos, I began to think of ways to ease the pain. I think there's a strong connnection between the recent spike in Japanese 'detergent suicides' and that 13 minute video. Now if I can only get that lady to stop calling me and whispering "seven days".