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{ June 12, 2008 }
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The ultimate in stupid
Posted by Baierman

He takes a weedwacker to the chest. We laugh, he doesn't. If he went a little higher it would be just thinning the herd.

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I guess they were just trying to get a little nip.....

said Trailwaze on June 12, 2008 4:55 PM.

...Thank God his friend didn't slip...

said Baierman on June 12, 2008 5:26 PM.

what the hell did they expect? a light tickle?

said etantao on June 12, 2008 5:28 PM.

He coulda sunk the ship...

said Trailwaze on June 12, 2008 5:51 PM.

...or worse, coulda lost his tip...

said Baierman on June 12, 2008 10:03 PM.

and then go on a hospital trip.....

said Trailwaze on June 12, 2008 10:55 PM.

...course he'd need a ride, from his buddy Kip...

said Baierman on June 12, 2008 11:02 PM.

....who will be full of clever quips...

said Trailwaze on June 12, 2008 11:26 PM.

...hopefully he won't bleed all over Kips' whip....

said Trailwaze on June 12, 2008 11:37 PM.

...now that'd be one sick trip...

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 7:53 AM.

Now here's your sign........

said Bigus Dickus on June 13, 2008 8:30 AM.

No more rhyming, I mean it.

said Brent on June 13, 2008 8:51 AM.

...seen it...

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 9:54 AM.

I wonder if he went to the doc to clean it?

said Dave on June 13, 2008 10:15 AM.

...or perhaps his friends just peed on it.

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 11:20 AM.

..the suspense has us all chomping at the bit.....

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 11:30 AM.

...like jock itch, winners never quit...

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 11:44 AM.

...and you know that had to hurt like shit...

said Bigus Dickus on June 13, 2008 11:59 AM.

...the dumbass shoulda' split....

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 12:07 PM.

hurt like shit?

Boy did it.

Dude wouldn't sit,

his friend wouldn't quit,

now this dudes boob looks like a bunch of painful zits.

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 12:09 PM.

What a Twit!

said Dave on June 13, 2008 12:21 PM.

A little lower and his Johnson would have split.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 12:22 PM.

Think he Voted for Mitt?

said Dave on June 13, 2008 12:24 PM.

....he'll need a first aid kit....

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 1:07 PM.

....maybe he'll throw a fit....

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 1:08 PM.

...conduit...

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 1:20 PM.

This has been great but the rhymes are getting desperate.

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 1:30 PM.

Fear not, there will be a "movement in the light yet."

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 2:04 PM.

??? is that a safe bet?

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 2:12 PM.

or is it something we'll all regret?

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 2:29 PM.

'tis the best bet you can get

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 2:30 PM.

As long as needs are being met...

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 2:37 PM.

All of this poetry is making me wet!

said TRAILWAZE'S MOM on June 13, 2008 3:10 PM.

I think all this ryming make Trailwaze Wet.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 5:36 PM.

We should take him to the Vet.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 5:37 PM.

Twaze is not a good pet.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 5:41 PM.

That's something he'll never forget.

said Baierman on June 13, 2008 5:42 PM.

I think his mom has the tourette!

said Dave on June 13, 2008 5:43 PM.

Hey Trailwazes Mom it's me Dave, Did you forget?

said Dave on June 13, 2008 5:45 PM.

Bottle of Thunderbird wine and we were set.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 6:01 PM.

Case of the crabs from the the first time we met!

said Dave on June 13, 2008 6:03 PM.

You were singing like a barbershop quartette.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 6:04 PM.

Just jokin' Trailwaze, don't fret.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 6:05 PM.

That was fun, I need a nicorette.

said Dave on June 13, 2008 6:06 PM.

Don't get killed by Bobofet.....

said Trailwaze on June 13, 2008 10:49 PM.

Dont understand why they do this yet...

said El tipo on June 13, 2008 11:41 PM.

It is as good as it will get....

said Trailwaze on June 14, 2008 12:36 AM.

...and it's all posted on the net....

said Trailwaze on June 14, 2008 12:36 AM.

...and baierman must blog about it to erase his debt...

said Baierman on June 16, 2008 1:39 PM.

Damn... I missed this?

At least I'm almost caught up!

said Jeni Gump on July 1, 2008 4:37 PM.
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