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The evolution of the 'Evolution Of Man'

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First came the theory:

The evolution of man proposes that humans and apes derive from an apelike ancestor that lived on earth a few million years ago. The theory states that man, through a combination of environmental and genetic factors, emerged as a species to produce the variety of ethnicities seen today, while modern apes evolved on a separate evolutionary pathway.
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To further explain the theory, a simple illustration (like the one above) was created. And all was perfect for years. Then came cameras, Photoshop, the Internet and a bunch of modern interpretations of this simple illustration. Some are good, some are creative and some just suck, but we've found the pick of the evolutionary litter and proudly share them here.

Here we go...


Pigvolution

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Video Gamevolution

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Dildovolution

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Beatlesvolution

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High Schoolvolution

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Bombvolution

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Snowvolution

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Tattoovolution

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Strollervolution

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One you've probably seen before, Reverse Evolution

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King of Popvolution


Thanks for viewing, you monkey's uncle.

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18 Comments

Great roundup.

I see dildovolution.com is free, we really should start a new blog on that theme.

said Scaramouch on June 26, 2008 10:30 AM.

Weird coincidence:

A friend of mine called this morning and told me her vibe had died and she wants someone to go with her to get a new one. Apparently, she doesn't like plastic dong shopping by herself. Then, what do I see, but dildovolution on YBNBY.

Creepy

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 10:52 AM.

Hilarious.


said Johnny Wright on June 26, 2008 11:12 AM.

Trailwaze are you a straight man? if you are she could be throwing you a hint...

very nice round up

said etantao on June 26, 2008 11:17 AM.

Funny...

But i missed the Simpsons Evolution Opening... that was great too...

And guys... what will become of MJ?? He just gets more creepy as days goes by. Guess the surgeons can't handle his face anymore, since there's no more skin to be moved there...

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 26, 2008 11:22 AM.

Here you go Leonardo...The Simpsons evolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRlFsYmkeY

said Baierman on June 26, 2008 11:42 AM.

Thanks Baierman... I think its the best modern adaptation of the evolution... heheheh

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 26, 2008 12:07 PM.

Straight and not interested in her.

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 3:16 PM.

Yay, I agree. Let's have some articles about dildoes and vibrators. I can be your token spokeswoman to give you the real deal!

said Katherine the Great on June 26, 2008 4:21 PM.

The YBNBY staff just fainted.

said Johnny Wright on June 26, 2008 4:36 PM.

My dear Kate, if you'd like to perform, make that submit, a review on female pleasure devices (non-penis) we'd be more than happy to post it.

Trailwaze, maybe your awesome YBNBY tee gave your friend the wrong signals. Yes but no but yes! If so, we're sorry for the trouble we caused.

said Baierman on June 26, 2008 4:43 PM.

Congrats Baierman, you just totally creeped me out. I think it was the "My dear.." at the start that did it.

said Scaramouch on June 26, 2008 5:34 PM.

I'm good at that Scara. Majored in it in Reform School.

said Baierman on June 26, 2008 6:13 PM.

Funny that you say that Baierman, I wore the shirt to go pick up her man stand in tonight. She picked out a soft latex design with a powerful motor. She said she likes her teeth to rattle. Then I received a series of TXT MSGS that were basically a play by play. I laughed so hard I got the hiccups.

KTC: Get your girls together and throw a sex party. Take lots of pix and video. Email them to kickstand@whereitstands.com ATTN: Baierman along with a 400 word essay detailing your personal experience.

Baierman: I have so far advertised you site to 15 people who asked about it. Most people think it's funny. The rest are just confused.

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 9:11 PM.

They are just the ones that asked by the way...

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 9:12 PM.

Well Trailwaze, reddit, digg, stumbleupon and gorillamask may be quick ways for us to pimp stories, but for my money there's not substitute for word-of-mouth. Thanks.

And "Welcome" to those 15 or so of Trailwaze's friends. I also look forward to all the spam my email will get.

said Baierman on June 26, 2008 10:08 PM.

Complete strangers, not official friends, barely accountancies.
But I trys and trys. Trailwaze be so sad if YBNBY disappears....
So I plug web site, send links to friends and family
Make sure money comes in. Hey, that’s a Nirvana song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WnL9lEBhjM

I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in.....

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 10:57 PM.


On the bright side:

Samoans love Spam. They import more Spam than any other country.

And there is Spamarama in Austin, TX (A hella good time, I've been)

http://www.spamarama.com/

There are laws against Spam

http://www.computerworld.com/softwaretopics/software/groupware/story/0,10801,80813,00.html

There is a SPAM website

www.spam.com

SPAM ring tones
SPAM Monty Python
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Then there is the Spam dark side
Unwanted email advertisements

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)

A musical

http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/

A song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

So as you can see....
SPAM is a tasty treat or an awful disease on the electronic world.

It has much history and has survived through the ages.

Embrace SPAM Baierman, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

said Trailwaze on June 26, 2008 11:17 PM.
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