My good friend, and part time YBNBY commenter, Spencer forwarded this to me the other day. They may not all be true but, as a former mischievous young boy, I can certainly relate. Especially to the final thing on the list.
So, after the jump, interesting things parents learn when they have sons:
• A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
• If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy. ( and pass through the skin of an adult's foot)
• No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Also, pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. And cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
without kids.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. (Tonight, I plan too.)
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Why does a little boy have bright red toenails?
Is he wearing lipstick also? Call CPS....
My boys love to wear polish. I don't know why! But they would prefer black to red.
My 5-year-old son loves to paint his fingernails and toenails at every opportunity. No lipstick, though. Yet.
Bile, just keep telling yourself it's healthy to experiment.