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Ladies & Germs, The Rap Stylings of Shaquille O'Neal!
I just got a phone call from my buddy. "Go to TMZ.com. There's video of Shaq rapping about Kobe. You have to see it."

Ordinarily I don't like dialing up TMZ. Their bastardization of the English language -- seriously guys, make more puns -- is troubling and I object to the paparazzi on general principle. However, they obtained a video of The Diesel free-styling at a New York club taunting Kobe Bryant. It's amazing.

It isn't exactly Keats, but I have to admit, "Kobe, tell me how my a** tastes" is a catchy hook. The kids will be singing it in no time.

Enjoy.



My favorite line is when the big fella says "I had a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em." That almost is Keats.

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seriously, i just saw this. it doesnt get much better. im burning all my tupac, biggie, and eminem albums and bowing down to the new king of rap. jay-z and got shit on " kobe tell me how my ass tastes".

said dawgsman81 on June 23, 2008 11:55 PM.

Word, Dawg. Word.

It's comedy gold.

said Johnny Wright on June 24, 2008 12:02 AM.

When I was younger, my little brother came home with a Shaq Diesel Rap tape. Up to this day I have given him a hard time for that. Well those days are no more. Shaq has finally become a legitimate rapper in my book.

I'm headed to the tat parlor at lunch to have "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" tattooed on my right butt cheek.

said Dave on June 24, 2008 8:40 AM.

If I were him:

1) I'd be rich
2)I'd keep mouth shut because as a rapper... he can get better. And as a player he just dominates because of size not because of skill.

said etantao on June 24, 2008 11:53 AM.

He's right though. Kobe is Shaq-free ringless. Shaq is Kobe-free be-ringed.

I'm guessing that the answer to the immortal question posed by Shaquille is, of course: "bacon."

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 24, 2008 11:59 AM.

This is the most articulate I've ever heard Shaq.

said Echowood on June 24, 2008 2:20 PM.

That was catchy.

said E on June 24, 2008 9:14 PM.

This should have been put in context. Shaq had made a nice fish fry for the gang and he was asking, 'Kobe, tell me how my BASS tastes'. See, perfectly reasonable interpretation.

Should be fun next season with these two amigos in the same division.

// Some humour may have been appropriated from Around the Horn.

said E on June 24, 2008 11:13 PM.
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