It was a long, hard-fought campaign, and now it's time to bow out gracefully. So without further ado, here are las ultimas palabras (the last words) de la Pequeña Hillary Clinton:
If only La Hillary Clinton Grande had freed her gams from the confines of those pantsuits and made with the shiny, happy campaign tactics like these, she might have ended up mud-wrestling with John McCain this fall...
...or if Big Hil had truly spoken her mind like Li'l Hil:
But hey, I guess hindsight is always 20/20, huh? And at least she won't have to go to rehab...
