If you have already seen the movie and thought it sucked, then you'll want to read Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script. If you enjoyed the movie like I did (I'm very good at the suspension of disbelief), you'll still get a kick out of it. If you haven't seen the movie yet, be warned that every line is a spoiler. A sample:
HARRISON FORD Alright folks, let's get this show on the road. I want to make it to Country Buffet by four.CATE BLANCHETT
Pryvet, Harrison. I am evil Soviet. You vill help me find Moose and Squirrel, yes?HARRISON FORD
Holy Christ, you're not going to talk like that the whole movie are you?CATE BLANCHETT
Da. You vill help locate MacKuffin now.
(via Geek Like Me)
Actually, that sounds pretty good.
Very worth it, thankx Miss Cellania! I had a really good laugh, then I became sad, then I took a Prozac and was happy again. This movie was an enjoyable turd. I went to a theatre that served beer and had a good time with it. It wasn't the worst movie I have seen (I reserve There Will Be Blood for that title).