YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
So NSFW:
I dunno, man...I might have dug this a few years ago, but I've gotten to the point where the "softcore" snack-humping just doesn't do it for me any more...
Stop me if you've heard this one....
A guy goes to his Doctor and says, "Doc I have a real problem!"
The Doc says "What is going on?"
Guy: My dick is orange!
Doc: Orange? That is a problem. Lets run some tests.
Later....
Doc: Well, we couldn't find any disorder or disease. Tell me, what do you do at night?
Guy: Watch porn and eat Cheetos.
Heheheheheh, this is so lame, it‘s like an ad agency took the intern and made a prank... thats all. also tooooo long.
I dunno, man...I might have dug this a few years ago, but I've gotten to the point where the "softcore" snack-humping just doesn't do it for me any more...
Stop me if you've heard this one....
A guy goes to his Doctor and says, "Doc I have a real problem!"
The Doc says "What is going on?"
Guy: My dick is orange!
Doc: Orange? That is a problem. Lets run some tests.
Later....
Doc: Well, we couldn't find any disorder or disease. Tell me, what do you do at night?
Guy: Watch porn and eat Cheetos.
Heheheheheh, this is so lame, it‘s like an ad agency took the intern and made a prank... thats all. also tooooo long.