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God Arrested
godmain_515511a.jpgSometimes the irony writes itself...

A Tampa Florida man named -- I am not making this up -- a man named God Lucky Howard was arrested for dealing cocaine ... outside a church.

God, the accused drug, uh, lord, is being charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing. And with one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.

Come on God, you're better than that.

I have to say though, Lucky is a pretty cool middle name.

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8 Comments

any lawyer can get the court to dismiss the charge of dealing within 1,000 feet of a church, cause him being god makes the church his.

said etantao on June 24, 2008 11:10 AM.

I knew God wasn't white!

said William on June 24, 2008 11:14 AM.

Could be a loophole. Very True.

said Johnny Wright on June 24, 2008 11:16 AM.

Free God! - he was on a mission from himself.

said Baierman on June 24, 2008 11:23 AM.

if god is all powerful why did he make himself so ugly?

Nietzsche said god was dead, now we know he's doing 5 to 10

said etantao on June 24, 2008 11:48 AM.

God looks sad, he must have fallen on hard times and resorted to dope dealing. I wonder if he called the Pope to bail him out....

said Trailwaze on June 24, 2008 11:58 AM.

Serves him right. I'm so sick of God having this "holier-than-thou" attitude.

said Scaramouch on June 24, 2008 12:47 PM.

Maybe this was an incarnation of God, like in Dogma. George Carlin was great in that...

said Jeni Gump on July 2, 2008 1:32 PM.
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