Sometimes the irony writes itself...A Tampa Florida man named -- I am not making this up -- a man named God Lucky Howard was arrested for dealing cocaine ... outside a church.
God, the accused drug, uh, lord, is being charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing. And with one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.
Come on God, you're better than that.
I have to say though, Lucky is a pretty cool middle name.
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any lawyer can get the court to dismiss the charge of dealing within 1,000 feet of a church, cause him being god makes the church his.
I knew God wasn't white!
Could be a loophole. Very True.
Free God! - he was on a mission from himself.
if god is all powerful why did he make himself so ugly?
Nietzsche said god was dead, now we know he's doing 5 to 10
God looks sad, he must have fallen on hard times and resorted to dope dealing. I wonder if he called the Pope to bail him out....
Serves him right. I'm so sick of God having this "holier-than-thou" attitude.
Maybe this was an incarnation of God, like in Dogma. George Carlin was great in that...