I usually don't give spam or outreaches the time of day, but somehow this one caught my eye:
Subject: plz sir i need your help badly!
I have seen that you use blogads and sir it would be of great help if you could invite me for the program. i beg you sir .
plz
plz
sir my website is http://etiole.com
plz sir do agree.
Maybe it was the multiple plzs, maybe it was that he or she called me Sir. But whatever it was I decided to follow the link. And what I found was the new Mahir. Or. if the image (above) that greeted me suggests, someone with a head like a penis.
Perhaps it's not cool to make fun of someone from the Indian subcontinent, who's grasp of English may not be perfect, but there are some real gems here. Entitled 'etiole - living the dream", the site contains advice and life tips that are hard to refute. For example, here's one on how to increase traffic to your website (all these quotes are copied exactly as they written):
Woooo! all bloggers very imporatant tip for you!
What do all bloggers want? readers! so here is a tip.
Listen, first go widgetbox.com and make a blidget or widget of your website or blog or click here.
Then turn it into a facebook app and a bebo app and try to promote your widget bey mailiing bloggers to put itupon thier website.
now what you can do is wait.
It's genius, I tell you. An enitire social media marketing program. But let's not stop there. On the subject of Second Life:
Bored Of this life? why die when you can get another life while you are alive?
Yes my readers I am not joking! You can start a fresh life on the net itself! You might have heard about something called second life or somewhat so let me clarify.
Yes this sounds cool!
And what else? This is absolutely free of cost!!!!!
Can you think anything more exciting than this? This takes about 2 minutes to register and then you are Onlife !
Yeah! how cool it is, isnt it?
Everything is just real, you, your pals and the graphics? Oh my god! The are the best of all!
Actually you cant makeout between the real you and the one in second life. I am saying all this because even i joined it a week ago, and I rate it 10/10 so why waste time on your real life? go to then Gen-X !
I'm not sure about the stuff about making out with yourself, but whatever. And somehow he's also divined the secret plan we have for YesButNoButYes:
How to become a millionaire online for free?
Listen , you yes you can be a millionaire sitting right on your seat! But how? This is the way but it will take around 2 years but if yes then read on ...
follow these steps to your success -
1. Start a blog on blogger.
2.Write sufficient amount of content on your blog enough that to attract readers.
3.Then sign up for any ad serving company like google's adsense or adbrite.
4. Now once you are approved increase your team size and invite your friends to post on your blog.
There's much more over on the site, so go over, get some good advice, and start making your first million. And when you're living the dream, remember we sent you.
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So why aren't we all millionaires?
The site doesn't contain 'advise', it contains 'advice'. So much for making fun of someone else's English prowess eh?
So, I bite. Go to the site. And what headline welcomes me? This gem; "send email anonymously from hotmail! how? read on!" Finally I can return all that spam I've been sent and no one will know.
I have seen the error and I fix it. But what's more? yes!!
Plz
Plz
Plz tell me if you see any more and I fix it again, Sir.
whatever thank's for the link to my blog!
Yes, WTF is up with Mr. Penis-head? Of all the clip-art available...