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Colbert Report Extolls the Virtues of the Fireworks Vendor
Colbert presents us a Real American Hero:

The proprietors of firecracker stands. God bless 'em. Bless their hearts.



"I'll be damned of some cop thinks they're gonna take my fireworks." You tell 'em Chowder Head.

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If you've ever seen an old shake roof go up in flames in an instant when hit by a bottle rocket, you might not be so positive about fireworks.

said Barbwire on June 29, 2008 11:38 PM.

Ugh. I live near this town. White trash Mecca. It being a border town in tax-free, "live-free-or-die" New Hampshire--it's always sold Massachusetts' forbidden fruit. Cheap cigarettes, cheap booze, fireworks, tattoos. The Nuclear Plant adds to the ambiance. I guess I should be grateful there's only one strip joint.

said tom on June 30, 2008 6:39 AM.

I'm mostly positive about fireworks when I get to see children and drunken patriots handling them unsafely (or near old wooden buildings).

said Jim on June 30, 2008 7:26 AM.

Count your blessings Tom.

said Johnny Wright on June 30, 2008 8:16 AM.

The video isn't working for me... so sad...

I'm registered to buy fireworks at a place in Pennsylvania and the shop has an actual red velvet rope separating the big shit from the sparklers.

said Jeni Gump on July 2, 2008 8:22 PM.
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