So, according to The Huffington Post, a baby has been born with a second penis growing out of his back. I figured we should welcome the little fellow into the world with his very own Caption Competition. Have at it.
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Hugh Hefner is so jealous...he could satisfy the Girls Next Door in half the time...
Does this mean he'll have to take double the Viagra when he gets old?
Forget about saving for his college education....he can just do porn to pay for tuition...
Dude, I'm out on this one.
Pretty low to make fun of a baby.
I'm low but wont stoop that low.
Back massage, happy ending....all the same to me...
There are many men (esp of the frat boy species) who would worship at his feet--I'm not making fun...
just commenting on the possibilities...
Of course since his parents had the golden ticket to his threesome at age 16 removed, those were all hypothetical musings....
Getting sandwiched by two babes has never been so good!
baby got back[penis]!
LA face with a Chernobyl penis
Dave, as a father of four, I hear you, but I'm still of the mind that this falls within the realm of Ripley's Believe It or Not, so I'm inclined to forgo the rule against meanness to children and animals.
I'm willing to wager nobody can top Jeff's. That's checkmate.
Hey, it's a free world a free net. Perhaps this falls within the realms of "Ripley's believe it or not", as a story, but a caption competition is a little bit much for me.
I don't think I'll ever be able to make fun of a newborn baby with a birth defect.
I'm not going to judge anyone but I think I'd have to look deep and judge myself if I had fun with this one, so I'm out.
Most men are dicks.
So it's a good thing that they had it removed, he would have grown up to be twice the dick.
I wonder what would happen if he had to pee....
I guess it all depends if you think an extra penis is a defect...
At least he isn't a dickhead.
Reminds of an old joke (modified of course):
What's a dickfor?
I don't know. What is a dickfor?
That's sad you don't know but Johnny over there could tell you....twice!
In the words of one of the writers here: Thanks you thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal.....
"You know, scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours."
"Haha, funny thing about my back, Jules, is that it is located on my cock!"
DAMN IT, Bennie! My line!
However:
Seen here as an infant, Jeff Smith is the focus of an unusual rape investigation stemming from a spirited game of "chicken" at a local pool.
Shit! I'd rather be well hung once that average twice.
I wonder, when he's older if he'll wish for his penis back?
it's great that you've got my back, but you're still a dick
Got no choice but to freeball now.
I swear that's the first... and second... time that's ever happened to me.
What a dickheads
I can't tell if I'm coming or going.
Suck my back
He's bringing sexy back.
I think y'all need to backoff now.
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Eschewing the more traditional form of self-love, Edgar would grow up to be the founding and leading member of a small, but fervent, group of "vertebrators".
After getting caught in the janitor's closet, Lenny became the source of the phrase "Scappin' Off".
It was only when in the presence of pretty girls that Jimmy would grow a backbone.
I see what you mean; looks more tragic than funny. I'll pass, too.
At least he doesn't have hands growing out of his boobs like Caption Competition Swinger Chick.
Now over here, we have little johnny. What? Oh, his last name? Well, I guess it would be the same as the baby's.