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{ June 9, 2008 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Baierman

41 Comments

"I guess the front, back, side and garage doors, plus all the windows were locked."

You can do better, that I know for sure.

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41 Comments

shithead!

said forkboy66 on June 9, 2008 12:43 PM.

Now, I know what a pothead feels like!!!

said WrapAroundSam on June 9, 2008 12:51 PM.

In a recent attempt to pull his head out of his ass Kim Jong Il found himself in an even bigger predicament than before. Not to mention he lost his favorite pair of glasses.

said Dave on June 9, 2008 1:09 PM.

I'm looking for a Rat to chew the giant mole off of my face.

said Dave on June 9, 2008 1:30 PM.

MEW from the makers of Pocket Asian, It's Toilet Asian! When you have to do calculus in the bathroom.....use only the official "Toilet Asian!!!"

said senorpablo on June 9, 2008 1:40 PM.

The latest in luxury, the newest Toto toilets come with their own wiper / washer.

said tinny on June 9, 2008 3:27 PM.

peak-a-poo

said Elkabong on June 9, 2008 3:37 PM.

Turd Burglar.

said E on June 9, 2008 3:46 PM.

These chinese toilets!, you take a shit and half an hour later its hungry again!

said Pete on June 9, 2008 4:05 PM.

turd burglar, nice E. That's good shit.

said Baierman on June 9, 2008 4:14 PM.

Whack-a-Mole!!!

said Yellow Dog Democrat on June 9, 2008 5:02 PM.

with everything so expensive i save a lot of money with these 1.2 gallon baths.

said etantao on June 9, 2008 6:02 PM.

The initiation ritual for the wrestling team is the dreaded 'Full Body Swirly'.

said E on June 9, 2008 6:22 PM.

"SCOTTY!!! This is Sulu...yeah, very Fucking funny! now hurry up and beem me the fuck out of here!!!"

said pink taco on June 9, 2008 7:04 PM.

"I shoulda took a left at Albuqoiqee..."

said TeaFizz on June 9, 2008 8:28 PM.

No, that's porcelain. It only looks like China.

said big tav on June 9, 2008 8:55 PM.

damn! Ewan was a lot prettier when he went in...

said etantao on June 9, 2008 9:37 PM.

Cool! Everyone said if I dug straight down through the earth I'd come out in America!

said wonderwoman on June 9, 2008 9:59 PM.

SEE......???
I TOLD you bad things happen, when I eat too much rice, dammit.....!!!

said Boh-Man on June 9, 2008 10:01 PM.

Any Bugs reference is tops in my book. Nice, TeaFizz

said Baierman on June 9, 2008 10:29 PM.

Hehehehehehe. Good one pink taco.

said Baierman on June 9, 2008 10:31 PM.

Man, we really DO need immigration reform.

said Tracy Eckels on June 10, 2008 1:38 AM.

"I'm not taking any chances--that woman lived in my closet for a year without me knowing it, so now I'm checking EVERYWHERE to make sure I'm alone before I--ahem--roll my sushi"

said sarcastic one on June 10, 2008 10:07 AM.

Dong........where is my bowelmovement??.

said Tim on June 10, 2008 11:02 AM.

Oh man, not again, honey call the super, will you?"

said Johnny Wright on June 10, 2008 11:02 AM.

This is so typical of the toilet humor found on this site....

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 11:41 AM.

I don't understand, Martha. I plunge and I plunge and the little guy keeps coming back!

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 11:42 AM.

Secquel to "Lady in the Water"
"Chin in the Toilet"

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 11:44 AM.

Dizzy! I'm so dizzy my head is spinin' Like a whirlpool it never ends....

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 11:46 AM.

OK, one more and back to work....

Congradulations! It's a boy!

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 11:48 AM.

Trailwaze, you rock. One more and you've earned yourself a free YBNBY T.

said Baierman on June 10, 2008 11:59 AM.

While Kim and Sung tried very hard to properly potty train young Phol, there efforts were less than successful.

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 12:16 PM.

Sequel to "Everybody Poops"

"You are Poop!"

Or:

Ain't I a Stinker?

said Trailwaze on June 10, 2008 12:17 PM.

You're looking a bit flushed...

said Ron on June 10, 2008 10:02 PM.

Yeah, my mother used to cut my hair using a bowl, too

said Ron on June 10, 2008 10:08 PM.

Fester! Morticia! Look! Thing grew a head!

said G on June 17, 2008 1:35 AM.

Caption Competition Zit Girl later found her blind date hiding in the bathroom.

said Jeni Gump on July 1, 2008 1:55 PM.

Follow me!

said FezandSword on July 3, 2008 2:04 AM.

Clousseau was really angry this time - "For f*ck sake Kato, will you quit with the jumping out on me, its been 30 f*cking years, now get over it......and let me have a sh*t in peace!!"

said Ben on July 4, 2008 3:59 PM.

Ben, why did you censor yourself?

said Jeni Gump on July 8, 2008 1:02 PM.

Fuck knows?!

said Ben on July 11, 2008 11:19 AM.

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