"I guess the front, back, side and garage doors, plus all the windows were locked."
You can do better, that I know for sure.
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shithead!
Now, I know what a pothead feels like!!!
In a recent attempt to pull his head out of his ass Kim Jong Il found himself in an even bigger predicament than before. Not to mention he lost his favorite pair of glasses.
I'm looking for a Rat to chew the giant mole off of my face.
MEW from the makers of Pocket Asian, It's Toilet Asian! When you have to do calculus in the bathroom.....use only the official "Toilet Asian!!!"
The latest in luxury, the newest Toto toilets come with their own wiper / washer.
peak-a-poo
Turd Burglar.
These chinese toilets!, you take a shit and half an hour later its hungry again!
turd burglar, nice E. That's good shit.
Whack-a-Mole!!!
with everything so expensive i save a lot of money with these 1.2 gallon baths.
The initiation ritual for the wrestling team is the dreaded 'Full Body Swirly'.
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"I shoulda took a left at Albuqoiqee..."
No, that's porcelain. It only looks like China.
damn! Ewan was a lot prettier when he went in...
Cool! Everyone said if I dug straight down through the earth I'd come out in America!
SEE......???
I TOLD you bad things happen, when I eat too much rice, dammit.....!!!
Any Bugs reference is tops in my book. Nice, TeaFizz
Hehehehehehe. Good one pink taco.
Man, we really DO need immigration reform.
"I'm not taking any chances--that woman lived in my closet for a year without me knowing it, so now I'm checking EVERYWHERE to make sure I'm alone before I--ahem--roll my sushi"
Dong........where is my bowelmovement??.
Oh man, not again, honey call the super, will you?"
This is so typical of the toilet humor found on this site....
I don't understand, Martha. I plunge and I plunge and the little guy keeps coming back!
Secquel to "Lady in the Water"
"Chin in the Toilet"
Dizzy! I'm so dizzy my head is spinin' Like a whirlpool it never ends....
OK, one more and back to work....
Congradulations! It's a boy!
Trailwaze, you rock. One more and you've earned yourself a free YBNBY T.
While Kim and Sung tried very hard to properly potty train young Phol, there efforts were less than successful.
Sequel to "Everybody Poops"
"You are Poop!"
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Ain't I a Stinker?
You're looking a bit flushed...
Yeah, my mother used to cut my hair using a bowl, too
Fester! Morticia! Look! Thing grew a head!
Caption Competition Zit Girl later found her blind date hiding in the bathroom.
Follow me!
Clousseau was really angry this time - "For f*ck sake Kato, will you quit with the jumping out on me, its been 30 f*cking years, now get over it......and let me have a sh*t in peace!!"
Ben, why did you censor yourself?
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