Dude, you can't just throw a mess of pictures out and expect creative juices to flow. You have gotta let people fricken work a picture to death. It almost seems like a weak attempt to get a bunch of comments. Maybe I'm wrong. So perhaps I can help you with the comments.
I propose we turn this competion into a "Baierman's Momma" joke competition.

I'll start out:

Baierman's momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand.

P.S. The pictures were pretty cool.

Baierman's Momma was the last caption competition.

Baierman's Momma has a wooden eye.

Baiermans Momma is so fat, when she she went to the beach people started yelling FREE WILLY.

Baierman's momma has an afro with a chinstrap.

How quickly the crowd turned on Cesar. ;-p

Baierman,
I'm just messing with ya. I write everything with a smile. Unfortunately, smiles and laughs don't always translate onto the screen. You do good work and I appreciate ya keeping me entertained while I work.

I really don't mean anything I say about yo mamma. :)

Dave

Sorry bro, I didn't know.

Word to your mother.

Give this dude hell, Dave. He just rickrolled me.

Man I'm starting to feel bad now.
How about I make it up to you. Lets change the competition from Baiermans Momma in a negative way and change it to a Baierman's momma in a positive way. Something like a "Baierman's momma's Boobs are so big that...." competition, what do you think?

If you unplug your keyboard before the tears make it soggy you may avoid melting incident.

Remember: If you see smoke that means the sprit has left. Curse Microsoft and order a new one.

Baierman's mommas boobs are so big that they used her for an air mattress when Michael Jackson was dangling his baby.

Baiermans Mommas boobs are so big that when she wears a yellow shirt people yell TAXI.

Dang this is harder than I thought.

Kind of like Baierman's mommas boobs.

Come on Scaramouch you gotta have a couple of good ones,

Like Baiermans momma.

Baierman's Mommas boobs are so big and nasty that even National Geographic wouldn't take them.

Baierman's mommas boobs are so big and greasy that she wears a bacon bikini.

I find this thread titillating.

Or:
Who knew someone could be such a boob?

Or:
I find this an abreasting development.

Or:

It's just bags of fun!

I'm starting to feel bad.

plus Trailwazes comments are making me want to kill puppies.

Why don't you send me a fricken YBNBY t-shirt.

Sorry Dave, I wasn't trying to make it worse for you.
I was just amused that you were nippling at Baierman.

Trailwaze, Im just messing with you too. I need to figure out how I can stamp a smile on all of my comments so no one will take me too serious.
It's Friday and I usually turn into a joking jackass on Fridays. Sorry if I was rude. I didn't mean it to be. I thought your comments were funny.

I wasn't offended, so no worries mate.
Quite the contrary I was gleefully amused.
Plus I was using it as a vehicle to make another pun anyhow.
Very tongue in cheek as it were.

Case in point.

There are several smilies you can make using a standard Qwerty keyboard.
:) :-) ;) ;-) :P ;p ;-p :-o and so on....
Then there is the smiley dark side:
:-(

So as you can see, making a point with cleverly arranged punctuation may be just the trick you need.

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That was me giving you the bird.

crap that didn't work.

Dave,

Worst. Bird. Ever.

Love,

Johnny Wright

Johnny,

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Love Dave

I have to hand it to you, that's the first ASCII flame we've ever gotten.

Smiley dark side has it's revenge!

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And now a recantation about the joy of insomnia.....

Crap! This program does not reconise spaces as characters! Foiled again!

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HA! I dudits! (From a very bad S. King movie: Name it and I'll make another lude birdy just for you!)

So there you are Dave. I just want you to remember that you'll always be #1 here. :-P