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Caption Competition

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Sexy

you're doing it wrong

said twitchings.livejournal.com on June 5, 2008 10:26 AM.

Half man. Half gorilla. Half woman

said HerBN on June 5, 2008 10:52 AM.

Gorilla my dreams

said aed on June 5, 2008 11:01 AM.

The scary thing is, he/she/it's not alone.

http://www.female-bodybuilders.org/

said Baierman on June 5, 2008 11:12 AM.

Though the sex change was successful, the ambiguity was horrifying.

said Mathochistic on June 5, 2008 11:26 AM.

Darwin's Wife.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 11:30 AM.

Call me Cthulhu.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 11:59 AM.

Old publicity still from the pilot episode of Dinah Shore, Werewolf Beach Rescue

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:01 PM.

America's got talons.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:02 PM.

Me Tarzan Me Jane.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:03 PM.

I believe the daisies in the background are recoiling.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:04 PM.

Victoria's other secret.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:07 PM.

Nice cleavage. In her tricep.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:07 PM.

Leif Garrett follow's Carrot Top's career advice.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 5, 2008 12:09 PM.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a rare peek at the elusive African Green Monkey.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 12:41 PM.

"Victoria's Other secret" my definite favorite so far, although all entries from DSB are of the usual high standard. You're definitely on a roll.

Dave - Darwin's Wife? That' truly weird lateral thinking, my friend.

Mathoschistic - ambiguous sex changes are one of my own personal nightmares.

Oh and DSB - dude, if you take five seconds to register, we wouldn't have to moderate every single comment you leave. Doesn't that annoy the hell out of you? :)

said Scaramouch on June 5, 2008 12:45 PM.

Borat's twin sister Svetlana was the most feminine prize in her village.

("Me Tarzan Me Jane" is the best one so far. That one is amazing.)

said Johnny Wright on June 5, 2008 12:52 PM.

Nicole Ritchie's ugly, ugly, little secret..

said Dave on June 5, 2008 1:23 PM.

Slim Goodbody, What the hell happened?

said Dave on June 5, 2008 1:27 PM.

After months of preparation, Ashley Olsen just knew she would out shine her sister Mary-Kate in thier upcoming roles in The Planet of the Apes 2.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 1:34 PM.

Wow, Dave knocks it out of the steroidal ballpark three times in a row. Nice.

said Scaramouch on June 5, 2008 1:48 PM.

M. Night Shyamalan's "The Penis"

said Dave on June 5, 2008 2:00 PM.

So the Hulk's got a girlfriend in the new movie? That's cute.

said E on June 5, 2008 2:00 PM.

Vagina's of Steel.

said E on June 5, 2008 2:02 PM.

Now that's a winner Dave.

A walk off bomb to left.

said Johnny Wright on June 5, 2008 2:22 PM.

Dave, you're getting very META now...

said Scaramouch on June 5, 2008 2:22 PM.

The Russian nanny for Barry Bonds's kids, unable to read English, was surprised to learn that the pills she was stealing weren't actually painkillers.

said Triple Grande on June 5, 2008 2:41 PM.

Due to her interest in cricket, we don't hear a lot about Uranus Williams, the younger half sister of Venus and Serena

said Dave on June 5, 2008 3:09 PM.

On Craigslist she described herself as 'athletic'.

said E on June 5, 2008 3:32 PM.

You can't kill Keith Richards.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 4:27 PM.

I think marrying Bobby Brown was the worst decision Whitney Houston ever made.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 4:34 PM.

Damnit Stallone, I don't wanna see Rocky 6.

said Dave on June 5, 2008 4:38 PM.

Shaved Sasquatch keeps scientists guessing. Scientists were left wondering if they had captured a male or a female sasquatch after they shaved it and still weren't able to tell its sex.

said lonedog on June 5, 2008 4:53 PM.

Chuck Norris still won

said J Dillah on June 5, 2008 4:57 PM.

Holy balls Batman

said J Dillah on June 5, 2008 4:58 PM.

Timmy was never the same after getting grandma's late nite "stocking stuffer"

said J Dillah on June 5, 2008 5:02 PM.

the anti-drug....the original anti-drug

said J Dillah on June 5, 2008 5:03 PM.

Old and Busted - Angelina Jolie.
New Hotness - Wanda the Terminator.

said E on June 5, 2008 5:22 PM.

1 Green Swimsuit from the Wal-Mart kids department: $7.00
6 bottles of Anadrol 50 tablets: $2200.00
24 injections of Sustenon 250: $ 3600.00
8 bottles of Equipose: $ 1500.00
15 injections of Stanozolol: $1800.00
4 bottles of Dianabol: $480.00
30 injections of Deca Durabolin: $600.00

The look on your husbands face when he wakes up to a Penis growing off of your knee cap: PRICELESS

said Dave on June 5, 2008 6:09 PM.

Nice hair.

said homer on June 5, 2008 8:24 PM.

She-Mantis waits for a victim to pass.

said homer on June 5, 2008 8:26 PM.

Would you look at the detail on those nails.

said homer on June 5, 2008 8:28 PM.

I'd often wondered what happened to our high school volleyball captain. I wonder if she's on classmates.com

said Jim on June 6, 2008 7:45 AM.

Its the democratic dream ticket. They have one secret meeting and look what we're exposed to.

said Jim on June 6, 2008 7:47 AM.

The first time a frat boy needs a paper bag for the body, not the face...

a mystery even Scooby and the gang can't solve...who wants to rip off that mask?

Ricardo Montalban decides he no longer likes rich, Corinthian leather

didn't know Schwarzeneggar was a cross dresser....

said sarcastic one on June 6, 2008 10:32 AM.

At Johnsons Saddelry, we provide only the finest in leather care products. Since 1983 we have strived to be the biggest and breast leather care provider in Miami. Come see what all the fuss is about!

"I can't believe the wonders your products have done for me!"
Cthulhu (Our best customer!)

said Trailwaze on June 6, 2008 10:46 AM.

Man, I feel like a woman!

said Trailwaze on June 6, 2008 10:48 AM.

Warning to the Kids:
Steroids may cause unfortunant hair side effects. Most commonly displayed as curly brown with a rash of blond puportions.

said Trailwaze on June 6, 2008 10:50 AM.

UGLY!

said marchino on June 7, 2008 3:52 AM.

What am I?

said imhotep on June 7, 2008 6:50 PM.

Many of today's artists work with uncoventional and experimental materials; Such as this sculpture created entirely from Beef Jerky.

said Larry on June 9, 2008 12:35 PM.

Olive Oyle, just one can of spinach later!

said G on June 23, 2008 3:20 AM.

It's a new 1-800-Dentist or Orbitz commercial

said Jeni Gump on June 30, 2008 3:39 PM.

Ohh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh

It's zit girl from caption competitions Mom!

That's what happens when ya take 'roids while pregnant!

said Jeni Gump on June 30, 2008 3:54 PM.

Ohh Ohhh Ohh Ohhh

It's zit girl from caption competitions Mom!

That's what happens when ya take 'roids while pregnant!

said Jeni Gump on June 30, 2008 3:58 PM.

Sasquatch delights after just one application of Nads!

said G on July 15, 2008 11:02 AM.

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