During the NBA Draft last night, I was flipping around the dial when Stephen A. Smith was screaming his "analysis." (Seriously, Stephen, why are you yelling at me? You know that thing clipped to your lapel is a microphone, right?)
I came across an ad for a product that I wasn't sure was real. Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
I put the words into Google to see if it was real. That was an odd combination of words to type. Sure enough, it's the real McCoy.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a talc that is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.
From their website:
Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don't let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!
Um, okay. This is the commercial I saw. You can understand my skepticism.
Have a good weekend. Don't get the Monkey Butt...
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My friend's dad saw this in the store and bought a whole bunch. Now they've got about 10 of these things sitting in their basement. I couldn't get over how awesome they were the first time I saw them.
disturbingly this stuff is manufactured about 5 miles from my house. The big red ass monkey is on the side of their building.
I just screams;
Buy ... This ... Product...
I have this stuff and use it when I ride my motorcycle. It works great. Its just talcum and dried calimine.
Steve don't have the Monkey Butt...
Steve, whaddya riding? Does it help with the inevitable chafing that makes it hard to sit for days? Actually, I like that feeling, makes me feel like I've accomplished something... Never mind.
Oh, and George Michal put his stamp of approval on it?