Creative minds are searching for alternative energy sources in all possible places. Slate take a look at harnessing the untapped power of breast motion. Could the power of the jiggle recharge an iPod? Scientists think it might be possible. LaJean Lawson, a former professor of exercise science at Oregon State University has been studying breast physics since 1985.
Lawson explained that breasts move on three different axes: from side to side, front to back, and up and down. The most motion is generated on the vertical axis. Naturally, the bigger the breast, the more momentum it generates. "Let's face it--if you're a double-A marathoner, you're probably not going to get that iPod up and running," Lawson said. Measurements compiled by Lawson and her colleagues show that a D-cup in a low-support bra can travel as much as 35 inches up and down (35 inches!) during exercise, while a B-cup in a high-support bra barely moves an inch.
Other researchers who study kinetic energy are intrigued with the idea and how to make it happen. Nanowires? A linear generator? Who knows, but someday soon, those things might be good for something.
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I've already given an arm and a leg in my electric bill. I'll throw in a breast if it will help!
They can create dinamos to place in the backside of the bra, that spin when the breasts go down tightening a line, but when they're back up the line that spinned the dinamo comes back flat, with no friction, then, back down with a new spin (anyone knows how to spin a diavolo? it's like that)...
When this comes to real, you can hire that huge-boobed hooter waitress you love so much to spend the day jumping in a spring-bed to keep your batteries charged.
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Bad pun time.....
Wait for it.....
I found this article titillating.....!
You'd have to be a boob to not try and tap this potential energy source....
I wonder how long Professor Lawson had this idea knocking around.....
We now return you to your regularly scheduled comments....
Trailwaze, you rascal. Titillating. That's just ridiculous.
I caught that one on the bounce.....
It was the breast I could do....
I see Trailwaze is gonna milk this post for all it's worth :-)
I think I've heard that pun before, if mammary serves...
I'm still looking for a sports bra that will contain my knockers every time I run, having them bounce around more would just be painful.