WTF?

After the jump, a previous WTF? moment on YBNBY

Valued readers,

Recently we brought you, the members of the Loyal 77, a ridiculous and pointless piece entitled The Mystique of the Moustache; A Retrospective of Masculinity.

Since then we have had a few moustache related items sent to us and brought to our attention here at the YBNBY head offices. Unfortunately, I don't have an office or a desk yet. I'm in the hallway working on an ironing board. My requests for a Mac Book Pro were laughed off and I was issued a refurbished Commodore 64. Then I was told to "Shut up, write about monkeys and try to earn your keep."

We all know moustaches are funny. After the jump, we have a stache themed omnibus entry for you.

Pixar's new movie WALL•E comes out Friday. And I am really looking forward to seeing Fisher Stevens, Ally Sheedy and the ever-awesome Steve Guttenberg reunite for what looks like a Short Circuit prequel. The fact that none of their names are on the cast list must be a misprint.

Right?

via the always cool New York Shitty

Now here's a GPS system I'd actually consider buying.

The Knight Rider GPS from Mio features the voice of KITT, newly recorded by original series actor William Daniels, and addresses you by your first name (from a list of hundreds of pre-programmed names -- not currently including Bonnie or Devon, unfortunately.) Two rows of red LEDs on either side -- designed to look like KITT's nose -- undulate as the GPS speaks directions and/or nervously chides your reckless behavior.

The Knight Rider GPS retails for $269.95 and comes out in August. All you need now is a "Turbo Boost" button kit, some chest-hair mousse, and a German fan club.

Preview video after the jump.

Sometimes the irony writes itself...

A Tampa Florida man named -- I am not making this up -- a man named God Lucky Howard was arrested for dealing cocaine ... outside a church.

God, the accused drug, uh, lord, is being charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing. And with one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.

Come on God, you're better than that.

I have to say though, Lucky is a pretty cool middle name.

Kyle Piccolo asks the question, what if the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons was a therapeutic sage through the medium of super heroic sequential art.

New York City - Joining the ranks of unexplainable mysteries such as Stonehenge, the Pyramids at Giza and the Moai Statues of Easter Island, a once great Sea Monkey city has completely died out.

The fallen civilization was located on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. It once boasted at least two dozen residents, a strong public school system and a bustling shopping district. Forensics indicates the final two citizens died within a week ago.

The Sea Monkey city was discovered by man on December 25, 2007. Until then, it seemed the city was not yet "born." While scientific data is still being gathered, it seems the creatures stemmed from what is being referred to as "instant life."

Untouched by outside influences, the Sea Monkey city was a fully operational utopian society. Residents relied on each other for survival, utilizing a trade and barter economy. Agriculture and commerce lived together in perfect harmony.