It was a long, hard-fought campaign, and now it's time to bow out gracefully. So without further ado, here are las ultimas palabras (the last words) de la Pequeña Hillary Clinton:

If only La Hillary Clinton Grande had freed her gams from the confines of those pantsuits and made with the shiny, happy campaign tactics like these, she might have ended up mud-wrestling with John McCain this fall...

This here's Christina Szele of Queens. And she had a bit too much to drink on a cross-country Jet Blue flight the other day. A few vodka's, some high altitude and the next thing you know she's lighting up a cigarette, calling the flight attendants the 'N' word and punching them. Which means the flight had to be diverted, the FBI had to arrest her and now she's facing 20 years.

But hey, according to her roomate Steve, Christina is "really a good person, when she's sober."

Then again, aren't we all?

He added, "When she drinks beer, she's okay. When she drinks vodka, she gets violent," Me thinks a stint in rehab and a guest spot on Dr. Phil is in the works. I'm sure he'll tell her moderation is her friend...or at least that this is not what Jet Blue meant was Jetting, instead of flying.

Read the full story at the Daily News

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(via Unique Daily)

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