Police were called to an apartment to settle a possible domestic dispute. When they arrived, knucklehead Victor Rodriguez allegedly took out his nine foot albino python, pointed him at the officers and yelled, "Get them!"

"Uh, anything happen Officer Johnson? No? Okay, you're under arrest peabrain."

Shocking that the python didn't spring into action and attack. I mean, what kind of loyal pet is that?

I think Victor may seen "Anaconda" one too many times.

It all started with Trailwaze's seemingly innocuous comment on my post about the best review of the worst book ever:

Jsut tkae all teh psots fmro tihs seti adn bnid tehm.....

But the more I thought about it, and read some of the additional suggestions, I asked myself, Why NOT a YesButNoButYes book?

Sure, YBNBY has been a trailblazer in this digital medium known as teh intarwebs, but what if you need your YesBut fix during those other occasions when an electronic device is less than handy to have around? (i.e. when you're taking a dump.)

So I'm hereby officially giving the floor -- the sticky, mildewed linoleum floor -- to you faithful YBNBY readers for suggestions. What would the book version of this site be/look/smell like?

Craig Johnson had two best friends, two caring parents, a hot girlfriend, and a nice truck--not bad for a twenty-year-old...

Thus begins the back-cover enticement of Aaron Rayburn's The Shadow of God, a $33.50 tome that also boasts such noxious nuggets as...

The most popular search term coming into my personal blog is "quitting life." My blog is neither a suicide prevention site, nor have I ever had fantasies of taking my own life. Simply, I wrote a post a few years ago about what I'd do if I could leave my current existence behind and start again. And with the summer quickly approaching, we'll soon find us in a time that breeds daydreaming about doing something else. Anything else. And so, I open up the comments section to discussions about what YBNBY readers would be doing differently if they could quit their current life.

Something I've been working on in my day job with the team at My Home 2.0 that I wanted to share. In a very similar way to how Oscar Goldman rebuilt Steve Austin to make him better than he was before (better, stronger, faster) we've gutted an animatronic Teddy and refitted it to Twitter.

Watch the above video to see the full operation, and then check out Teddy live on Ustream. And please help spread the word, we'll be selling the Teddy on eBay for charity later in the week.

Depending whether or not you've actually played this Assassin's Creed, this video will either make you shrug or laugh your ass off (I did the latter)

2 kids try to answer the answer to the age old question. What do your taste buds say?

Via Ebaum