It's not about how much money you make. It's not about how nice you are to animals and orphans. When it comes down to it, it's all about penis size. Women have known this for years. And according to the chart above, it would appear there can be "too much of a good thing." Take a look at the chart, see where you fall on the girth to length ratio, and don't feel bad if you fall outside the acceptable satisfaction limits.

(Via Designnotes.info)

I really have no idea why people don't take Tyra seriously. Makes no sense. The woman is always insightful and consistently breaking journalistic ground.

She tackles the big ideas of the day. Such as; how to embrace your huge backside. Fascinating. Edward R. Murrow would be so proud.

Why would I make the jokes when Joel McHale can do it for me...



I wish I could have been in the "writers" room when they scripted the intro. "Okay, so far I have booty, bum, behind and butt, any other names for rear end that start with a 'B' we should have on the prompter? Did we make sure to use the word 'jiggly?' Tyra wants the word jiggly. Oh yeah, Tyra also wants some big girls with their backs to the cameras on pedestals so she can smack them in the keester as she walks. Do we have those yet?"