Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the main event!

In this corner! Three foot three inches tall! 65 pounds! With a reach the astonishing length his body! In the red trunks, Coco "The Malaysian Massacre" Johnson!!!

In this corner! Standing at equal height and weight! Dammit, hang on, he's touching himself again, stop that, you're about to box. Stop it. ... Okay. Try this again. In the blue trunks! Bobo "The Master of Disaster" the "The People's Poo Chucking Champion" the "Indonesian Assassin" Steinberg!!!

Let's get it on!


"You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder!"

Censor Bar Art. Totally safe for work since all their naughty bits are covered.

Thanks Gorilla Mask.

This is the second of a series in which we ask loyal YesButNoButYes reader and commenter to discuss how he'd handle himself in an awkward situation. Last time, he clued us in to proper bathroom stall etiquette. This time, we ask him to tackle smoking in public.

So, according to The Huffington Post, a baby has been born with a second penis growing out of his back. I figured we should welcome the little fellow into the world with his very own Caption Competition. Have at it.

Lunchtime music: Jim Boggia. One of the best artist you've probably never heard of. Give a listen and support his music

I hope whoever suggested the WNBA's new promos was fired. They have been running during the NBA playoffs, and all they promote is a giggle.

I understand they are trying to be ironic. Giving some of the perceived myths of woman's basketball in hopes of dispelling them. I get it. But here's the rub; the "myths" they are talking about? Most sports fans believe them.

"Nothing exciting ever happens..." Uh, yep, that sounds about right.
"I'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to watch women's basketball..." I'll be honest, it would cost you an awful lot.
"If you want to see real basketball, don't watch me." Agreed.



You can be ironic all you want, but the "highlights" are still finger rolls. You were thinking it. I'm just a big enough jerk to say it out loud.

See the others here and here.

It's hot, sticky and humid outside so it must be Summer. That's reason to cheer. Except if you work in one of these ten professions.