Of course, this is just one dicks opinion,
spiced up with some filthy related links.
Top Ten Nicknames for the Penis
I know this is not the first list ranking on this hard subject matter. A few other sites have posted musch longer lists, Top 50 and Top 100, but we choose to boil it down to 10 big ones.
Cute. Non-offensive. A John Water's film. Why not spice up your next party with a 6 foot Pecker.
Guess what, prick is not just a small penis or someone who's being a jerk, it's also a magazine.
8. Peter/Willie/Dick/Johnson (aka Names)
Proper names are fine but a bit safe. So what about sowing your own John Thomas a penis warmer.
A little used nickname but a way to covertly say you're well endowed. Or that you're a fan of Washington DC's cheesiest band.
An obvious reference to what your man meat looks like with clothes on. Don't have good junk? The Bulge will give you that realistic look.
5. Sausage (Who wants a wiener when you can have a sausage?)
It's big, it's plump and it's funny. Get the poster of the image pictured here.
All these are ethnically accepted ways to suggest you've got something special going on down there.
Dong seems to be a big Google key word for, curiously, an oil company. Wang is definitely something you can play with. As for schlong...If you've got thigh-slapping length and girth then maybe you can pull off the Golden Schlong.
When you're hung like Dirk Diggler or Tommy Lee these words fit you perfectly. As for polls, vote for your favorite nickname at the end of this post.
2. Fuck stick
Blunt. Crude. Raw. Playful. Useful. But, this one could definitely hurt you.
It sounds mean and dirty and masculine. But even nastier when your mate whispers it nastily in your ear. If you love cock, add yours to rate my cock.
That concludes our list. Now why not whip out your pole and take ours...
Okay, I know I missed some of your favorites but fear not, Miss Cellania has more colorful nicknames that didn't make this list in penis praises.
Or in third leg related content, leave your comment about the girl who found Treebeard's penis.
Thanks for reading. Piss off.