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{ May 20, 2008 }
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The Patron Saint of Bacon
Posted by Miss Cellania

anthony.jpgYes, there is one. St. Anthony.

Known for healing skin diseases and inflammations, he is often depicted with a pig because pork fat was used as a treatment with similar results. Being identified with pigs led the swine herders to take him as their patron. For this reason, he has become the Patron Saint of Bacon.

O wonderous St. Anthony, please bless me with an abundance of quality bacon and grant me the patience and timing to properly fry each glorious strip.
Amen.

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Previously in "For the love of Bacon"

3 Comments

Mmmm, bacon...

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 8:43 AM.

This is too good; I think I need this. :-)

said driko.myopenid.com on May 20, 2008 8:55 AM.

Again, I pose the age old question. What's more romantic, perfectly cooked bacon or a blow job? Scaramouch has yet to get back to me on this one.

said Jeni Gump on June 28, 2008 10:35 PM.
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