
...and why are all those people dressed like Santa down there?
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Scene 1 from John Waters next movie.
At the annual Santa Claus outdoor festival they only feed you milk and cookies. And that can run through a guy pretty fast.
He's Pooping!
Is This Where the presents go?
Looks like he's on his way to teach the Santas how to "come" down a chimney....
With production at a near standstill, a large line of impatient customers forms at the "Shit For Brains" booth.
It was Ted's pitch at the Xmas convention that made him Ex-Lax salesman of the year.
All I want for Christmas is to be the life of the party.
When I told you Ted dumps on X-mas I meant it literally.
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
incredibly it was true that if an elf got filled up with the hot air from the chimney they'd grow up.
Here in Yugoslavia we celebrate Christmas a little differently.
(whispering) Don't look up! Don't look up! ...
Mrs. Clause(s), open the skylight so I can get in and have my way with you.
I'm not a doctor, but I'd say he's suffering from shingles.
"Dasher & Vixen? I thought I'd Flasher my Dixon"
And you thought a lump of coal was the worst you could get in a stocking!
Gallegher will do ANYTHING for a laugh.
At Mall Santa Boot Camp, we prepare our cadets for everything, EVERYTHING!
Dear Jeff,
I am sorry to inform you that you did NOT pass your practical examination and therefor will not be graduating from santa cluase school.
mr garrison's fancy new poop!
its a scene from jack black's new movie!!
GG Allin's Christmas Spectacular.
The annual end-of-Christmas bash was the talk of the workshop when some elves in the carpentry department played a prank using Ex-Lax and chocolate cupcakes on Mr. Claus the 412th.