"I'm sorry sir, uh, ma'am, uh, you, something keeps beeping. Are you sure you don't have any keys or coins in your pocket? A watch maybe? Weird. I need male, uh, female, ... I need an assist on machine four."
Come on kids, I know you can do better than that one.
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