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"I'm sorry sir, uh, ma'am, uh, you, something keeps beeping. Are you sure you don't have any keys or coins in your pocket? A watch maybe? Weird. I need male, uh, female, ... I need an assist on machine four."

Come on kids, I know you can do better than that one.

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"I wasn't held enough as a child."

said Jeff on May 20, 2008 10:55 AM.

Despite a horrible tackle box related accident, spirits remained high.

said Your mom's new boyfriend on May 20, 2008 11:41 AM.

I laughed out loud at that one.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 11:45 AM.

After trying to be cool with the younger generation, Pastor Steve realised that he was probably the worst Youth Minister in history.

said Dave on May 20, 2008 12:02 PM.

I once had a jewelry store in the mall.. I could not pay my monthly overhead.. So I decided to sell my wares outdoors... Do you like my new storefront?

said Rick on May 20, 2008 12:13 PM.

It's going to be hard to top Dave's.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 12:15 PM.

After years of research and a lot of trial and error, Jeff had finally managed to perfectly personify Whatthefuckness.

said Whcgonzo on May 20, 2008 12:29 PM.

Warren is such a prick.

said Baierman on May 20, 2008 12:45 PM.

Sure it hurt, but Vanilla Ice would prove to the world that he really is, one hard core son of a B.

said Angus on May 20, 2008 1:09 PM.

"Missed a spot."

said Joe on May 20, 2008 1:28 PM.

Beauty, Joe.

Brevity is what made yours better than mine.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 1:31 PM.

Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean 9, Curse of the Lock Jaw.

said Skot on May 20, 2008 1:40 PM.

Most people found the new "Maybelline Extreme" campaign to be quite confusing.

said Tim on May 20, 2008 2:03 PM.

Aguilera, you've done it again!

said bloggerton on May 20, 2008 2:04 PM.

Hold up Bro, I think you got something on your chin.

said E on May 20, 2008 2:05 PM.

This is why you don't want to use drugs kids.

said E on May 20, 2008 2:07 PM.

The piercing convention was last week? Wow, don't I feel foolish!

said E on May 20, 2008 2:09 PM.

In the year 2055, this is what conservative Republicans will look like.

said E on May 20, 2008 2:11 PM.

Johnson, is everything ok at home? You look a little odd.

said E on May 20, 2008 2:19 PM.

Bloody hell, E is bringing it with the freaking Golden Sombrero!

Four goal in a row. Take a bow.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 2:25 PM.

Make that five. The rare Platinum Sombrero.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 2:27 PM.

I'd like to see this guy try to pass a metal detector.

said Miss Cellania on May 20, 2008 2:45 PM.

Uncle Fester went a little overboard for the premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Davey Jones Closet".

said Tim on May 20, 2008 2:49 PM.

The sad thing is, this picture is actually of me.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 2:57 PM.

You just know he wears white after Labor Day.

said E on May 20, 2008 3:20 PM.

You can see why Queer Eye for the Straight Guy wasn't so successful that first season.

said E on May 20, 2008 3:23 PM.

Pledge week at Transylvania University was particularly competitive this year.

said Tim on May 20, 2008 3:39 PM.

Solid Dracula reference.

E is just en feugo, though.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 3:46 PM.

Good to see Rodman showing up for the Playoffs.

said E on May 20, 2008 3:53 PM.

OMG! Did you see that one dude in the acid wash jeans jacket? That is sooo 80's!

said E on May 20, 2008 4:10 PM.

Worst ninja ever...

said Echowood on May 20, 2008 4:12 PM.

It's a tough look to pull off, but I think you did... Well actually, maybe not. Nevermind.

said E on May 20, 2008 4:20 PM.

Johnson, I know I told you every good salesman has a schtick, but this isn't what I meant.

said E on May 20, 2008 4:30 PM.

Sideshow Bauble.

said Don't Swayze Bro on May 20, 2008 4:56 PM.

I must say I do like the Cthulhu/bagel motiff on the forehead.

Because nothing goes with eldritch terror like an easy-to-tote breakfast for those busy cultists on the go.

said Don't Swayze Bro on May 20, 2008 5:00 PM.

Captain Chaos felt that his new hair color was a bit flashy.

said Tim on May 20, 2008 5:14 PM.

Swayze, nice bagel observation! Keen. Eye.

Echowood, nice. Worst Ninja Ever - sounds like a sitcom.

Johnny, they totally got your good side, lovely photo.

said E on May 20, 2008 5:25 PM.

Moses smell the roses, I think Sawyze's right. Is that a bagel? I think it's bagel.

Have to say, kids, I've been impressed with the effort today.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 5:35 PM.

Echowood and I are currently writing the pilot script for "Worst Ninja Ever." We have a ten episode commitment from FOX.

Wait till you see the shenanigans the ninja gets into! Ninjas can't be a bus driver! It can't miss.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 5:46 PM.

I can't possibly go out tonight with this zit on my nose.

said pdxme on May 20, 2008 6:14 PM.

Johnny, I will totally watch that show. Give him a sidekick who does all the actual crime solving and have that guy live in a locker in a train station like Gary Coleman did in that one movie. Frickin awesome!

said E on May 20, 2008 6:24 PM.

For the sidekick we have cast Bronson Pinchot.

Chuck Norris is in line to play the ninja's adoptive father. We're still negotiating.

The ninja will be played by none other than McLovin.

Like I said, this can't miss.

said Johnny Wright on May 20, 2008 6:47 PM.

Nobody pays any notice to my receding hairline anymore.

said Chad on May 20, 2008 10:43 PM.

After the staggering success of MAD magazine, Alfred E. Newman became reclusive and was only seen publicly in disguise.

said Chad on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM.

An astute Alfred E. Newman reference out of the rafters!

Nice.

said Johnny Wright on May 21, 2008 12:16 AM.

Wow, that Alfred E. Newman one was perfect. I knew I recognized that goofy grin from somewhere, but I couldn't quite place it.

said Jeem on May 21, 2008 8:15 AM.

John's desperate attempt to draw attention away from his receding hairline went awry.

said alighier on May 21, 2008 9:25 AM.

Worst midlife crisis ever.

said Ecogeek on May 21, 2008 10:52 AM.

Emmett Kelly's evil twin brother makes a long awaited debut.

said G on May 21, 2008 11:21 AM.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

said E on May 21, 2008 1:33 PM.

"Mmmbl mmbl mph mlll mphrr mrrr!"

said Oruga on May 21, 2008 2:09 PM.

That one cracked me up.

said Johnny Wright on May 21, 2008 2:13 PM.

PinHead's cute n sweet little sis opens a Psychiatrist booth AND Lemonade Stand to stay competitive with Lucy. The Head Dr. is IN! 5 cents please.

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:12 PM.

Negative influence from YouTube is generally held to be responsible for the character change in High School Cheerleaders.

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:18 PM.

Miely Cyrus grows up... "I'd like to thank all of my Real Friends who were there for me when I was little. I can't begin to describe the outlet and overwhelming positive support received through Myspace. And to Disney, I'd just like to offer a big F*** Y**. I heart all my fans of every age! Smoochies!"

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:26 PM.

"So Yeah, I am So Psyched about my new job! It's so cool and super easy. My Offical title is 'Marketing and Demo. Team Member' But really all I need to do is just Stand by whatever products I need to feature that week at a little table by the front door when they walk in. I Know! I can even decide on some of them like which one I wanna pick! Well.. First I'm gonna say my Absolute Fave is this Moisturizer by 'Kiss My Face' product line. They are Sooooo good for your skin! And all natural, and vegan, and no animal testing! I Know! Super Psyched!"

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:37 PM.

Tisk. Yeah yeah Madonna, I getcha, your Relevant or whatever. (Sigh, she really is just showing her age...)

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:40 PM.

*Quick check in mirror before walking out the door, obeying the too many accessories rule. Heh, I don't want to seem cluttered.*

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:43 PM.

*Press conference outside supreme court* "On behalf of my Client and the American Public, Thank You!"

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:51 PM.

ALWAYS Tip your piercer. (No tipping is just RUDE F***ERS! If you can't afford to tip then just stay at home.)

said Karma on May 21, 2008 4:53 PM.

Eight in a row.

Atta kid, Karma.

said Johnny Wright on May 21, 2008 5:15 PM.

Smiling self-consciously, Norman couldn't help but worry that the studded collar was a little too much.

said TeaFizz on May 24, 2008 3:35 PM.

"This picture was taken moments before a tragic sneezing fit left two people dead and dozens injured."

said TeaFizz on May 24, 2008 3:37 PM.

As one always should, a quick check in the mirror before heading out can always ensure one looks "just right" for the occasion.
-A Lady's Guide to Dressing Well

said Laurie Lynn on May 27, 2008 12:37 PM.

Pardon my familiarness, but I think you have some spinach stuck to your tooth.

said Timbo on May 29, 2008 9:52 AM.

Next ring goes on the eyelids!

said G on June 5, 2008 10:44 AM.

As Egon pondered if he'd gone too far with his Super Mario Brothers temporary tattoo, Gothmag walked by with his 8th nipple piercing...

said ThatOneGuy on June 26, 2008 12:02 AM.

So this is what zit chick from that other Caption Competition did to improve her appearance?

said Jeni Gump on June 28, 2008 11:06 PM.

"I told you that nana prefers silver"

said roseann on August 8, 2008 10:55 AM.
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