Leave your zinger in the comments, you know you wanna!
Some interesting tidbits about this photo, which was IM'd to me moments ago by an equally bored-with-work buddy:
- The filename of the original photo is actually "fugly_bride.jpg"
- As far as I know, the bride is neither Butch Patrick, nor 1980s-era Dodgers star pitcher Fernando Valenzuela, although I believe the groom could very well be Zolo, the villain from Romancing the Stone.
- Yes, I do believe that is legal tender pinned to Maybe-Zolo's lapels.
(Since I'm the New Guy, I'm still not sure what, if any, prizes there are for these here Caption Competitions, but since my pay consists mostly of expired Metamucil coupons and candy corn, I'm guessing the prize is "The Satisfaction of Knowing How Clever You Are," or some bullshit like that.)
So...rock on, Captioneers!