"Al Gore's new plan for alternative fuels receives it's first public demonstration".
OK - over to you guys.
They always told me beans were a versatile food.
i was trying to get a job as a construction worker fixin' the streets, but the interviews were too much for me.
Benny Hill may be getting up there, but damn he's still got it.
I never did read Gideon's Trumpet, but now that I know what it's about I totally will.
They call it the internal combustion engine for a reason.
I fart in your general direction!
Scene 1 from the next Jackass movie.
How many times have we told you, Johnny, you can't be in our band.
Just when I reach the point where I think the YBNBY caption competitions have become completely tastless, you guys do something like this and totally redeem youselves.
When I said get Johnson on the horn I didn't mean it like that.
Jason never liked playing the trumpet...
As hard as he tried, Roland just could convince the casting agent he was right for a role in Road Warrior 4.
Dignity is overrated.
Sadly, it was during a peaceful picnic bike ride that Dizzy Gillespie finally imploded.
The demonstrated risk of popping wheelies in a construction zone.
Angelina Jolie has really let herself go.
How embarrassing, those shoes don't go with that jacket.
1949 - ah, yes, that was a very good rear.
Wile E. Coyote. Genius.
Segway prototype number 2.
A Gentleman's Guide to Tea with the Queen - The "Don't Do" edition.
Ah, blow it out yor bloomin' arse!
Keep an eye on it. If that motor starts smokin', just ...back away.
Prisoner # 1949. Attempts to escape abu ghraib prison on an unattended motor bike.
"He's the boogie-woogie, bugle boy of Company B."
Farmer John was always open to new ways of fertilizing his fields.
"... okay, now, let's see... motorcycle, check. Beans, check. Road cone, check. What do I do now, guys?"
"Uhh, guys .....?"
"I'm not one to toot my own horn," Frank lied.
By golly, Frederick was going to prove his "Reverse Digestion" theory, and he was going to make sure noone could claim ignorance!
It was then that Randolph realized that indeed, it was all a dream.
The new enema funnel!
Global Warming...MY ASS!!!
Anybody got a light?
The caption on that photograph should obviously be: "Natural gas pipeline."
Stand back, girls--this dreamboat is all mine!
The bitch didn't fall off--she was blasted off!
He really means it when he counts down to blast off!
You thought it was bad when Roseanne SANG the national anthem?
Global warming my ass...