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{ May 14, 2008 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Scaramouch

36 Comments

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36 Comments

Why couldn't I have been conjoined at the head with and Identical twin???

said chad on May 14, 2008 3:27 AM.

After Chuckie got a sex change, Angelica was the only Rugrat that kept in touch.

said Will on May 14, 2008 5:26 AM.

bitch was so ugly i just kept punching him/her in the tits.

said null on May 14, 2008 5:56 AM.

Pictures from the wrap party of the new Aphex Twin video found their way online this week.

said DJ Maniak on May 14, 2008 6:38 AM.

Just....Good GOD.....i mean look at her fa...HOLY SHIT MAN!!!

said Senor Pablo on May 14, 2008 8:01 AM.

Well.....at least she has a good set of tits.

said Bigus Dickus on May 14, 2008 8:24 AM.

Duh huh, huh, huh.. I can't believe I'm pulling off these man boobs! I'm heading for the girls bathroom next, duh huh huh huh.

said Angus on May 14, 2008 9:33 AM.

I can't believe it! Another picture ruined by a bra strap showing.....

said Nosmo King on May 14, 2008 9:36 AM.

And as I went down on her I remembered that I was drunk and that her blonde friend warned me that Andy was a man.

said chad on May 14, 2008 9:42 AM.

Todd was never that attractive as a man...

said chad on May 14, 2008 9:46 AM.

"And the winner of this year's Miss Wyoming pageant is......"

said Dave on May 14, 2008 9:55 AM.

Tit hickeys.

said the booboise on May 14, 2008 10:11 AM.

highlights from the premeire of the new film from Troma

said sludge on May 14, 2008 10:40 AM.

As hard as they tried, the before and after models were actually photographed together!

said Excelsior on May 14, 2008 11:41 AM.

nice how she matches her teeth with that yellow necklace.

said etantao on May 14, 2008 12:17 PM.

Proof that showing cleavage will only get you so far.

said Greg on May 14, 2008 12:18 PM.

I can't believe my ex-boyfriend is now a lesbian.

said Baierman on May 14, 2008 12:21 PM.

Coming soon: Zombie Club Girls

said Willy the Copywriterman on May 14, 2008 12:56 PM.

Our blind dates are here... uh, that one's yours.

said Miss Cellania on May 14, 2008 1:16 PM.

Introducing the new girls for Season 3's, "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels"

said Dave on May 14, 2008 1:45 PM.

If sloth from the goonies and carrot top had a kid, it would be pretty safe to say it looked like the thing on the right

said Jimmy on May 14, 2008 3:26 PM.

Karen always had self esteem problems before she met Elga.

said Marie on May 14, 2008 6:59 PM.

She's still got the bruises from the ugly stick.

said Chandler on May 14, 2008 7:28 PM.

The trail of shattered beer goggles led me to the ogre, resplendent in her natural habitat.

said Mdubs on May 14, 2008 7:59 PM.

That's what we near Cincinnati call a Bengal. Nice uniform - ugly helmet.

said Jai on May 14, 2008 9:38 PM.

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

said gobots on May 15, 2008 1:39 AM.

she fell down ugly mountain and hit every tree on the way down

said j STEW on May 15, 2008 8:32 AM.

200 dollar Tijuanna Sex Change, OHHHHH YEahhhhhh!

said Dave on May 15, 2008 10:08 AM.

If the leprechaun and willow had a child this would be it.

said Twinkie Studio on May 15, 2008 12:29 PM.

Mine's not too bad but yours sucks!

said noway jose on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM.

Oh my god that's me in High School! How the FUCK did you guys find it?

... Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost Id like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
Your a mix between an ugnaut and Eugene levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're shamu you're jabba the fucking hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin squat
So I rolled you in the flour and headed for the wet spot ...

~~ Bloodhound Gang

said Jeni Gump on May 15, 2008 5:17 PM.

You just totally blew our fantasies, Jeni :P

said Scaramouch on May 15, 2008 5:50 PM.

But, pray tell, have I blown you in your fantasies?

said Jeni Gump on May 15, 2008 6:17 PM.

You have now ruined my threesome fantasy!

said Excelsior on May 15, 2008 6:22 PM.

Which twin has the Toni?

said G on May 17, 2008 7:49 AM.

"Why don't guys ask me out?" Martha asked, as she distractedly fingered her yellow plastic necklace. "It's the freckles, isn't it? I'll bet guys hate freckles."

said TeaFizz on May 24, 2008 4:08 PM.