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Always read the usage manual

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"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."

This usage manual has it's fair share of miscues. But that's what happens when you hire a computer to provide the translation. For instance did you know "the erection go forwards to take the ex-round clockwise hover around."

And yes, so far the manual is proving more fun than the toy. Page 2 of the manual after the jump.

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4 Comments

This would probably be funny if I could enlarge it enough to read it.

said peachfizzy on May 20, 2008 10:14 PM.

"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."

Why, that's almost poetic... Whitmanesque even!

said TDB on May 20, 2008 11:12 PM.

The writer must have been some wordsmith.

said Baierman on May 20, 2008 11:48 PM.

Still much more concise than an IKEA manual.

said Jeni Gump on June 28, 2008 10:36 PM.
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