
"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."
This usage manual has it's fair share of miscues. But that's what happens when you hire a computer to provide the translation. For instance did you know "the erection go forwards to take the ex-round clockwise hover around."
And yes, so far the manual is proving more fun than the toy. Page 2 of the manual after the jump.

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This would probably be funny if I could enlarge it enough to read it.
"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."
Why, that's almost poetic... Whitmanesque even!
The writer must have been some wordsmith.
Still much more concise than an IKEA manual.