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About 15 years from now, there will be thousands of people who have covered various parts of their bodies with tattoos that are going to feel really stupid. It will no longer be trendy and they will spend the rest of their lives explaining why they have all-you-can-eat ink permanently branded on themselves.

"Well, we were in Cabo and I'd had a few margaritas. I was feeling pretty loosey-goosey, one thing led to another and well, I ended up with Calvin taking a wiz on a Florida State Seminoles logo tattooed on my forearm. I know, it's stupid." Those conversations are going to happen by the bucketful.

It's not that I think all tattoos are in poor taste. The practice is not for me personally, but to each his own. In fact, not that long ago my very conservative father had a milestone birthday and got the Rampant Lion of Scotland tatted on his bicep. It's a small nod to the heritage that we are very proud of.

I believe my father's tattoo was thought about for a long time. It was not a spontaneous or booze influenced decision. Sadly many tats are just that; either a spur of the moment purchase or inspired by too much of a favorite tipple.

With other fads, you can participate and not make it a lifetime commitment. You can take the double hoop earrings out pretend it never happened. (If you still have those, you need to take them out.) You can shave off your side-spike. You can take off your parachute pants. It's a little more of a chore to remove your Dane Cook "Su-Fi" tattoo.

(Who's going to feel more stupid down the road; The "Su-Fi" tattoo gang or those that have "Git-R-Done" permanently on their body? A tough call. It's a good thing that tattoos weren't as popular on the early 80's or their would be a few people with Yakov Smirnoff on their shoulder blade.)

Many will feel stupid, the owners of the following tattoos are going to feel like the southbound end of a northbound horse.

Weezer's new video: a cool and clever mirror held up to the face of contemporary pop culture, or simply a tired, worn gimmick that's been done before? Leave a comment!

I've been waiting years for this one. A movie about a man, adventuring around the globe, fighting a group of bad guys, seeking the almost unattainable, and ultimately finding redemption. I'm not a movie reviewer (We'll leave that to Big Picture Big Sound), but I know what I like. And I truly enjoyed The Fall.

Some lunchtime humor. The boy with the butt face.

(via BoFunk.com)

Shake Shack. Old Towne. Better Burger. Smith and Wollensky. Nope.

The best burger in NYC is apparently from Harry's at Water Taxi. (A nice honor for a restaurant that's opening this weekend.) Dish du Jour Magazine held the contest that pitted 7 burger joints from each of the 5 boroughs and had a panel of local celebrity judges sample the creations.

NY Magazine was crucial of the contest saying "One burger was slathered with blue cheese, rendering taste -- and nearly breathing -- impossible; another was so salty we almost experienced renal failure." Although they thought the double-bacon cheeseburger from Joe's
was "a model of fast-food greatness." That being said, Harry's got to be happy to have won the crown. Looks like tourists have a new destination on their travels to the Big Apple.

May 28th is the 100th anniversary of the birth of author Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond. Many events are scheduled for the centenary. A new Bond book, Devil May Care, will be released tomorrow. Read an excerpt here. The new Bond film, Quantum of Solace, will be released in November. There's even a James Bond wiki. But if you're looking for some lighthearted fun, there are jokes, videos, lists, and links about 007 today at Miss Cellania.