Smokey the parrot lets his political stripes show. This is way cheaper than most media outlets.

Just in case you weren't paying attention the first time, let me repeat that for you:

An anus made of chocolate.

Gorilla Mask, we love that you kill our productivity daily!

Shrek and Hulk. One's funny. One's funny looking. Which is which?

"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."

This usage manual has it's fair share of miscues. But that's what happens when you hire a computer to provide the translation. For instance did you know "the erection go forwards to take the ex-round clockwise hover around."

And yes, so far the manual is proving more fun than the toy. Page 2 of the manual after the jump.

Known for healing skin diseases and inflammations, he is often depicted with a pig because pork fat was used as a treatment with similar results. Being identified with pigs led the swine herders to take him as their patron. For this reason, he has become the Patron Saint of Bacon.

O wonderous St. Anthony, please bless me with an abundance of quality bacon and grant me the patience and timing to properly fry each glorious strip.
Amen.