Got to love the stagging guy and the bondage dude.

Thanks to everyone who commented on our weekend competition. A couple of standouts...

Ron's "And you thought a lump of coal was the worst you could get in a stocking!"

Harry's "Dear Jeff, I am sorry to inform you that you did NOT pass your practical examination and therefore will not be graduating from Santa Clause school."

E's "Gallagher will do ANYTHING for a laugh." And "GG Allen's Christmas Spectacular."

However the winner is..."Here in Yugoslavia we celebrate Christmas a little differently." Way to go 'G'. You'll soon be the proud owner of a free YBNBY tee.

Everyone has their own musical taste. Not everyone has good taste. In fact, America, for the most part, has atrocious taste in tunes. Case in point; American Idol is still moving products. I rest my case your honor.

SIDENOTE - I have always hated American Idol. It's ridiculous to me. Just a karaoke contest with corporate sponsors. I was hanging out with a girl a while back who insisted I give it one more chance. I relented because I'm a pushover and she was hot. That night's episode had one of those jokers doing Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line." As Han Solo would say "I have a bad feeling about this." The hack began singing, "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine..." He slowed the tempo in half and tried to sing it as a Barry Manilow ballad. I couldn't take it. I didn't make it through half a song.

Okay, the worst bands of all time. I am not including performers that don't write their own songs and/or don't play instruments and therefore are not a band but a group. This eliminates the boy bands (again, they're not bands) Milli Vanilli (Though I blame that one on the rain), TLC and Destiny's Child. They don't qualify. Also not included are the annoying solo artists. So, no Richard Marx, Celine Dion or Michael Bolton. And no hip hop, or Insane Clown Posse would be number one with a bullet.

Today for lunch, underwater beauty.

Full disclosure: I'm not a car guy. In fact, I don't even own a car. But I do know what looks cool. And the Iconic GTR Roadster is something I want. Not only does it have an amazing retro look, but the thing is fast. (200+ mph) It also has a robotic gas cap opener. I can't be burdened with opening my own gas cap! Plus, the car is almost guaranteed to get me laid. Now, I don't have the $600k necessary to purchase such a fine automobile. So, I leave it to the exceptional (and generous) readers of YesButNoButYes to support me in funding this purchase.

Stephen Colbert defends Bill O'Reilly on the recently-surfaced tape of him losing it on the set (included here). In solidarity with his hero, Colbert drags out a tape of the time he pulled a similar tantrum.

If you had to go which one would you rather go to?

If you've been reading Haterade's columns, you already know who he's going to select to be out this week. But how does everyone actually do? Check the column to find out.

(Thanks to WoW for forthcoming nightmares.)