Some of you may remember the Peekaboo Pole Dancing kit, aimed at turning young girls everywhere into the strippers of tomorrow.
If you're thinking that an old fashioned Festivus Pole and a few dance routines is hardly hi tech enough to lure the wired generation, worry no more, because now Pole Dancing is coming to the Wii.
I can't wait till my little girl is old enough for this. She's only 9 months old and she LOVES playing Peekaboo...
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If you're a father and you have a little girl, at some point you realize your entire job in life is to keep your daughter off the pole.
They don't give out grades for fatherhood, but if your daughter ends up a stripper, you fucking failed.