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What's The Most Frightening Word in the English Language?
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Take a wild guess, then check for the answer.

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This word is so scary, so shocking and so threatening that people will go to great lengths to avoid saying it, or admitting we're in one.

One example is FED chair Ben Bernanke's comments today.

"Financial markets remain under considerable stress," Mr. Bernanke said, in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday morning to the Joint Economic Committee. "The capacity and willingness of some large institutions to extend new credit remains limited."

Over all, Mr. Bernanke said, "It now appears likely that real gross domestic product will not grow much, if at all, over the first half of 2008 and could even contract slightly."

While he said growth would likely recover in the second half of the year, and return to a "sustainable pace" in 2009, he warned that the current turbulence made the economic outlook difficult to predict.

"The uncertainty attending this forecast is quite high and the risks remain to the downside," he said.

In his testimony, Mr. Bernanke presented a laundry list of coming economic woes. He said he expected the unemployment rate to rise and payrolls to shrink. In addition, home construction would continue to fall, he said, and inflation will remain a concern for several months.

Mr. Bernanke also cited strains in a range of credit markets, including those for corporate debt, municipal bonds, student loans and government-backed mortgages, but added that he was "confident in our economy's long-term prospects."


I'm so relieved he didn't say "We're in a recession," cause I think my head would have exploded in response.
(via NY Times)

9 Comments

I get your point, but, technically, he can't say that we are in a recession. No one can.

By definition, a recession is two full consecutive quarters of a decline in GDP. We have not verified GDP declines in any quarter yet. In fact, GDP is still forecast to grow. If GDP should shrink over the next two quarters, we won't know it until after the fact.

Sorry, no recession for you! Not yet, at least!

said Nit King Cole on April 2, 2008 12:15 PM.

We aren't in a RECESSION until the GDP falls, as opposed to it growing very little or not at all.

said curlyelk on April 2, 2008 1:24 PM.

The first word I thought of was "clitorectomy".

said Miss Cellania on April 2, 2008 2:37 PM.

That Caption Competition really got to you today, didn't it?

said Scaramouch on April 2, 2008 3:42 PM.

We are in a recession when all the news, data and forcasts are bad yet still no one will admit the obvious. If they did, perhaps we could move on to fix the situation.

said Baierman on April 2, 2008 10:31 PM.

to Baierman: Oh yeah, the news. Because they never pander fear for the sake of ratings. They only speak the truth! News at eleven.

said Agnostic Anarch on April 3, 2008 8:55 AM.

Marriage

said Scared Sh_tless on April 3, 2008 1:34 PM.

I thought The Most Frightening Word in the English Language

was RAPE.

said pxlpig on April 4, 2008 2:05 AM.

Huh. I thought it'd be 'pregnant'.

said heather on April 15, 2008 8:38 PM.
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