See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn't aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

-Stephen King, The Dark Tower

Oh Em Gee... the camera shot changes were ridiculous! Especially when it was showing her panicked face, back and forth, had me laughing x]

"Hey guys! If you poke it in the eye it goes inside its' shell!"

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.