I'm trying to picture when and how they moved to the elevator and down to the lobby. Who pressed the button? Did they fight over that? "Wrong floor!" [punch] "We want the Lobby, not the Mezzanine!" [punch, kick, press L].

...or did they stop in the elevator--listening to Musak, looking awkwardly at the floor, and when the bell rang at the lobby they started up again?

Remind me not to go to that dentist. I'm sure he gets pretty nasty if you don't floss...

Holy crap, was their wedding song the theme to Mortal Kombat?

I pity the view!!