Tucked away at the bottom of this NY Post story about CNN anchor Richard Quest being caught in the park with a noose around his genitals, a sex toy in his boot and meth in his pcoket (and that's gonna make a great T Shirt), was this brilliant quote:
(Quest) was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.
Hilarious.
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A couple of years ago I was working in Singapore. At that time, the Merlion statue (symbol of Singapore) was being moved to a new waterfront park, so the whole area was closed for months. One weekend, I noticed it was open again, so I went to take a look.
There is a pier jutting out into the harbor with a great view of the city and I wanted to walk out there. Only, there was this woman halfway down holding everyone back because a cameraman was filming this guy at the end of the pier.
So I (and a buttload of Japanese tourists) waited. And waited. And waited.
Meanwhile, they were filming this guy saying "tonight on CNN", "tomorrow on CNN", "next week on CNN" and every damned variation you can think of. Plus, they were shooting each one 5 or 6 times.
Finally I had had enough and walked around Miss Clipboard and out to the end. It is a big pier and I was not interfering with the filming, but everything came to a screaming halt anyway. Literally. She was screaming, Quest was screaming. The cameraman did not give a shit. He lit a cigarette and watched.
In hindsight, knowing now what I read of his hobbies, maybe telling him to suck my dick was not such a good idea.
Was he on a quest for dicks when arrested?