This is the year of competition. Obama vs. Hillary. Torch Runners vs. Tibetan Protesters. My World of Warcraft Guild vs. Shadowfang Keep. And most importantly, Kenny vs. Spenny. For the uninitiated, Kenny vs. Spenny is a Canadian television show in which two friends compete in such trials as: Who Can Stay Naked Longer, Who Can Commit the Most Crime, Who Can Catch the Biggest Fish. At the end of each episode, the loser has to submit themselves to a humiliation, which include such punishments as having a swarm of bees on your genitals, licking the handle of a porn store, and getting spanked by your mother. It's highly addictive, it's sophomoric, and it's an excellent thesis on the dichotomy of good and evil. (There are videos after the jump, most are NSFW but all will have you laughing.)