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Glossary of Rude Emoticons

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I've been around long enough to know that the internet audience is always demanding something new. I've also been around long enough to know that hardcore net addiction lasts about two years for the average user, and in the same time period the number of users will more than double. So if I post something that's two years old (which I often do on my own site), I find that there's an entirely new set of eyes who've never encountered that particular thing. In that spirit, and on finding out that YesBut has never posted a glossary of ascii emoticons, I will fill the void and bring you a handy reference for when you need to type it out in pictures. Those of you who are familiar with these can let the others play. Continue reading for boobicons, assicons, and more.

Boobicons

(o)(o) Perfect breasts

( + )( + ) Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) Perky breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts

(o)(O) Lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) Pierced Breasts

(p)(p) Hanging Tassels Breasts

\ o /\ o/ Grandma's Breasts

( - )( - ) Against The Shower Door Breasts

| o | | o | Android Breasts

($)($) Martha Stewart's Breasts

(oYo) Wonderbra breasts.

Assicons

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_(_) (_!_) (_)_) Shake that ass!

Dickicons

8===D Dick

8D A Cold dick

:-) -: Smilie with an erection

:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

:-( -8 Blue balls.

;-) o===8 Braggart.

:-\ 8o After a cold shower.

;-) ===8 Circumcised.

8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.

:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

:-) :-... Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.

B=D Short penis

B~~D Limp penis

B==Q Prince Albert penis

-> teeny peenie

Vaginicon

({})

That's as far as I'm going to go.

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said umberto eco on April 30, 2008 12:37 PM.

I like this but I prefer www.adultemoticons.net (.)(.)

said James on December 8, 2008 4:23 PM.
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